@JASON his profile

@JASON shit, that's incel level

@JASON who's AoK?

@chonky-quiche lucky you!

Explain her that you're literally working at a higher frequency 😂

Okay I'm kidding of course, just apologize for being a dick and tell her you like her to. It's not rocket science.

@IntrusionCM speaking of Omen, anytime I try to get something done, this codebase tells me:

"Put these foolish ambitions to rest young tarnished!"

Optimizely/Episerver

Dude totally unrelated but I started to work on an Optimizely/Episerver thing and I'll be lucky if I still have hair in two days.

What's a good place to contact you? I feel like we could both use a raging buddy.

I second that. I just started on an Optimizely project, dude I want to fucking shoot that server in the head so that it doesn't come back as a zombie.

@jeeper dude you're paying for healthcare regardless lol

But yeah I'll be real, the US car dependency is bullshit.

idgaf I work remotely

Congratulations, now grab a second remote job.

Programming is still cool? I thought the latest career trend was doing videos on TokTok 😂

@hardCoding makes sense, teams is garbage 🤣

They need to focus their factories on producing cars they'll sell. There is still quite a long wait when you order a Tesla. They to make these kind of choices guys.

That said, the joke is still funny 🤣

Objection your honor: calls for speculation.

End of story, we will see who wins so there is no need to argue.

PS: I'd like to say though, the more data, the better self-driving. The OS option won't attract nearly as many consumers as an affordable Tesla. Checkmate.

@kiki no need to argue, we'll see.

@kiki that's your competition? An open source self driving system that only works with a front camera? Sorry but that is silly, very very silly.

I don't doubt that open source alternatives will emerge and eventually take over, in two decades.

Also be careful what you're reading, there is plenty of lobbying by big oil to discredit Tesla.

Just a bunch of narcissists acting like clowns to get their dopamine shot.

Plus, it's a chinese company, there is no way your personal data isn't stored safely by the Chinese gov.

Nah really fuck this shit, internet in general is a marketer shithole but tiktok is largely the worst of it all.

For reaaaal.

Tesla is mostly a luxury brand at the moment and is spending plenty of money in research and development.

Once they release their model 2, the size of their market will grow substantially. In addition, they won't need to aggressively develop the software forever. It will eventually get to a point where it will need minor maintenance while being fed data from drivers constantly.

They're running against the clock but the truth is they have the most advanced self driving system even though they've started working on this last. Other auto makers have no clue wtf they're doing, they've been working on self driving for two decades and are absolutely nowhere.

So no, Tesla won't die, but it will live under a perfusion of investments until it becomes profitable.

I've done that so many times on Stackoverflow just because of the amount of time I ran into these stupid motherfuckers not writing their solution.

The highest upvote count I got from answering my own question is about 80. I saved plenty of lives 😭

@bahua yes, or time, or finding everything lame including talking to anything that isn't a machine.

@iSwimInTheC MAKING A MEETING INSTEAD OF WRITING ANYTHING DOWN AT ALL

I REFUSE

@AleCx04 clearly, whiteboarding is probably one of the best example of what you should not do to interview engineers lol

Dude that's how my day went too. I was just supposed to create some alerts, ended up fixing a billion metrics and dashboards 😭

That's basically how I conduct interviews, no whiteboarding, simple conversation.

@hack like I said I've seen great college guys who often were self taught before they went to college.

Sounds like you live in Europe, just get your ass in a plane and leave that wasteland, shit will start to get better under uncle Sam.