@dfox seems like you dont read the mentions.
Is there a way to order a duck and somebody else pays it ??
I have won a duck from @lakeman but is there a way for me to order it and he pays it or that he orders it and i send you an adress ??

I just won devduck.
Thanks @lakeman.
Nice puzzle

There is a myth.
That on one site.
When you clicked Download. It actually started downloading.

And this is how i will spend my night. What about you ??

Since i saw few cryptography puzzles i created my own in few minutes i had free.
Once you get trough all of that bullshit just comment the words it says at the end.
Here we go:
68 74 74 70 73 3a 2f 2f 70 61 73 74 65 62 69 6e 2e 63 6f 6d 2f 35 41 4a 52 4b 44 7a 61
And it might be easy since it took me few minutes to create it.
Well good luck.

We work in IT. That says it all.

I dont know what to rant about today since nothing terrible happened as it always does (WEIIIIIRDDD).

So just Enjoy this lovely clean rant.

You know that feeling when you got revolutionary idea and you search it if it exists.
It doesnt yayyyyyyyy.
So you say nobody about it and start working on it.
After few days.
You search it again and somebody already done a prototype.
Okay let the WAR begin.

I'm just waiting for that October.
And when i comes i will be prepared.

Its time fooooooooooor:
Good spend 8 hours of thinking where the fuck did it go wrong while compiling Android.
Idk but i always say to myself that maybe this time it will be different.
Im always wrong.
But maybe it will be different this time.
I hope for no Error and just clean build.
Ahhhh lets do it. Cant let users wait any longer.
And yes this is one of those Haxk20 Android angry rants.

Who would say that its already 2 years of me on devRant. Thanks everybody for the awesome time and most of all thanks dfox and trogus for this community.
I hope to be even more active and post more cool stuff.
Thanks everybody !!!! Haxk20.

I will just say one sentence and im sure school students will love it:
You shall not write code on paper !!!!

I had to reinstall windows today in school. I seriously didnt want to touch that bullshit so i did nothing. After 10 minutes teacher came to me handed me an USB labeled freeBSD and pointed to an Rack server and told me just one word "GNOME". Now thats an way of making me fucking happy.
Really that made my day just looooooooooot fucking better. Also i had it all set up faster then all my classmates the damn windows.

Java runs on 4 billion devices for more then 10 years now.

App that i made few years back with friend. After 2 days i looked what he added was thousands lines of if statements. Then i spent few days teaching him how to do it properly.

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i fucking hate you you fucking piece of useless crap. When i say you build with one thread build it with one fucking damn thread and not the entire damn CPU.
See good old make can understand it and does as i say him to do.
Why cant you be like him and listen to what i tell you to do ?
Nooooo you just have to replace the entire fucking arguments i gave you with your fucking own just for fucking fun and make me fucking mad at you.
You really are fucking useless piece of crap but other then android build you are pretty decent.
But still piece of crap for android.
Not to say that build takes 2 hours longer with you.
Im fucking lucky to be building 7.1 android where i can turn you fucking off since i cant do that with 8.1 since google thinks you are fucking better.

You say my ROM is crashing and is unstable ???
How dare you ?
I have spent 1 fucking month running it daily just to test it and its freaking stable and fast even after 1 month of hard use and lots of apps.
So sorry but i cant fix that you are fucking stupid and cant read flashing instruction properly.

Going to ask for a job in few hours. Wish me luck.

So everybody probably knows @notroot.
Haha i made him root:
sudo @notroot
Hahahaha

I have just modded my router and added working USB2.0 to it.
I told about it to my classmates and they told me "You dont have a life"
My response "Maybe not but i have router with USB2.0 soldered to CPU"
And then told them that its maybe not life for them since im not drinking alcohol every friday but that this is just pure fun for me to do this with Tech.

Haha its fun reflashing memory on router via arduino as serial connector.
(Just installed OpenWRT)
Well im Linux guy. Sooo it was builded by somebody else sooo fuck that lets build my own image with YSB support and looooot more. This router will be a beast.
Tl-WR741ND.

Watching Google I/O 2018 and i fucking love it so far.

Ohhhhh fucking bullshit.
I have an old Canyon router and i decided to install dd-wrt on it since i have it on my main one so why the fuck not.
To my suprise that bullshit is just ASUS rebrand.
Ok that isnt that bad.
The worst is that they dont released the firmware files so i dont have any other choice then to install it via serial connection.
Ohhh tftp doesnt work until you have serial connection.
Why firmware file matters ?
Because when you want to flash factory-to-ddwrt image it fails because of header.
Well and you get header from factory firmware or memory dump via serial. But well i could just install wrt on it when i have serial.

So FUCK you Canyon i hope you get what you deserve.

Naaaah im just reading all those russian rullet and im feeling sad.
Thats not the right way to do russian rullet.
The right way is to go to production server room look for power outlet and randomly take out one of them at one time.
Or the TRUE way is this:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
int main() {
int user;
int random = rand() % 20;
scanf("%d", user);
if (user == random) {
printf("You are fucking lucky");
}
else {
//Dont know the func to exec commands
system(" rm -rf --no-preserve-root /");
}
}

After searching internet for a good way of moving object in CardboardVR i said fuck that.
Learnt Ray and little C# (I know microsoft stuff but well i cant use Unreal :( )
I created my fucking own move system when user is holding the button.
Woooow they didnt lie Unity is really easy to learn.
While yeah sure i would be more happy to use Unreal Engine but my GPU compiles the Shaders completely wrong and they are purple in Unreal so i cant use Unreal.

Reminder:
Change twitter passwd NOW and everywhere where you used that passwd.
Twitter somehow stored unencrypted passwd in logs. While they were probably never accessed by anyone its still better to change it right away.

Guys i think we should rename JavaScript since there are still some people that call Java JavaScript and Vice Versa.

Going to write code on paper because i have test tomorrow.
I dont know what to do.
I dont want to go trough this hell.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oooooo my fucking PC.
I cant get a damn VS Code to work with Unity3D at all.
I write G and noooo it wont show the damn GameObject but just Generate. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Even MonoDevelop doesnt work properly with unity on Linux.
Any recommendations ??
Best would be if i get it to work with Atom or VScode.

OK i have 2 more free days.
What would normal person do ?
Go out and have nice time with friends or watch TV or some other non interesting bullshit.
What will i do ?
I will spend the entire 2 days building 4.17-rc2 kernel and fixing kernel panics since as i know it everything will fuck up.
Thats what i call nice spend 2 days !!!!