Not enough beer

You cant write that you have used Linux on your CV just because you are using WSL

I only eat spicy food on fridays

Wandos eleven is bad

The nice thing with working in IT, is that I dont need to have a CV in order to get a new job.

You are a great dev

I might quit my job again

if you are using cancerPanel, you deserve hell

Sleep.

I wish I was smarter

I turned 30 recently, oh my

Me 4 year old watching my cousin play doom on my grandfathers performa 400

Being born

Titles in companies does not mean anything.

I just had a "Lead Software Engineer" asking me what TLS was

Apple rhymes with Crapple,
Coincidence? I think not

How come, that devs likes crapple products while sysadmins hate them?

cPanel - keeping shitty hosts in business since 1996

Working from home is a shitshow when the collagues is shit with communication

> imagine being that dumb and actually pay for crapple device

Hardcore anarchy Minecraft server

Check

Great, fuck you maintainers of Audacity, trying to sneak in crappy telemetry/analytics into it

https://github.com/audacity/...

One datacenter moved
One to go...

Worst: work caused me to lose passion, be stressed/really close to burnt.

Best: I resigned

Merry Grav Mass

A client drove 3 hours, for a urgent meeting with me that was solved by me adding CORS-headers

I am looking for testers!
operationtulip.com is a small startup that is providing storage with Nextcloud. Currently every user gets 50 GB for free for as long as we are able to provide it.

We would like freeback from our users aswell:
feedback@operationtulip.com

Thank you :)

The Hyperloop
I am so amazed about the ability of the human race to fall for this bullshit.
Companies and governments are wasting their money.

ok, companies that use a robotic automated attendant on on they main phone where you are supposed to describe vocally your problem can actually fuck off and die.

I hate you so much.

I am sorry

I just installed Microsoft Edge on Linux

I am so sorry

Coding style?