Whats worst than a non-tech manager ? A manager who think he know tech.

Bhim mean "donkey" in arabic to be exact 😂

Dota2 :D

Oh wow, thats worst than my coworker who don't know :before :after

My laptop has an i5 3rd g, 4Gb ram, and 500Gb hdd
I upgrade it with an other 4gb ram, so its 8 now. and the most important upgrade was the SSD, i got a caddy (replace the dvd reader with a second disk) so now i have a 128gb ssd for the system and 500 hdd for storage (ssd are not cheap here :p )
Now windows boot waaaay faster

At winter you can wear more clothes to feel warm, at summer you can't remove ur skin to feel cooler :v

When a client ask for a weird feature and you make it

Because u need a doctor after merging with shit branch

Cool down .. Yeah right

@1989 yup 😂
Check it out, you can promote an app (yours or not, you can tag the maker), with the vote of the community, there is the top daily apps .. (Similar to here :p )
I love the idea

Finger[2]

I let him just pay the bill for hosting to the provider, do the uploading, hosting, configuring ... And add fees for this.(depend of client/project, i do it for free if he's generous)
Or sometime i pay for him, and add the bill to mine later.

Your phone is vegan

Also this: console.log({obj}) print the object's key

They should add the number of FUCK per profile with the ++'s

Depends on you, your project, your favourite color, your breakfast ..

Hybrid apps are good idea, but not better

Jquery is like bad duct tape for js, may fix things but fuck it up in the other side.

And than a backend developer say:
"Frontend is easy"

Notepad :')
JOKE JOKE DON'T KILL ME :o

people suggesting flexbox and other solutions:

yOu D0nT SaY ?

1st time disassembling the pc: clean every part of it
2: oky, i'm changing the thermal
3: i'll just clean the fan
4: fuck this shit, i don't have time for this

Well, it's the backend fault if its a wire problem :v

@avernus undefined is nothing at all

I guess i'm ranting about rants

Maybe toxic is not the right word .. But i feel like it's becoming too much .. I've been here for a while

Windows is in between :')
98 xp 7 vista 8 8.1 10

I program in google chrome

@practiseSafeHex i do more web than mobile, so while it's not a game or heavy app that needs native APIs, i go with hybrid.

Its like using vanilla js or php without any framework.
You can do it but it takes so much time.. And of course you dont have it when you're working on a big project.