AboutWell, I like computers, pizza and dogs. I don't really know what to write... I want to get to 250 words limit though... How was your day? Good! (or bad I don't know). 81 letters. 69 (nice). oh, I forgot to tell you a very very important thing, I wa
SkillsC# (the one I know better), C, C++
LocationPordenone (PN), Italy
Joined devRant on 8/26/2019
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Web developers or something of devRant,
I am making a website (funtext.github.io), could you give it a look and tell me some of your opinions?
( I am new with this stuff, so It won't be perfect, and I think you will find a lot of errors...)
I made a C# library that makes requestes to the devRant API!! It is very simple, it uses curl, so you need to have it always in the same folder of the library file. I made for the first time some documentation though!!!!!! For the first time! 😂 😅
This is the GitHub link! https://github.com/MarcoCeccon/...
Tell me what you think!11
Why? Why?! WHY?! Why does stuff like this exists? Follow for follow? Who cares how many followers someone has! I can understand maybe why this could be useful on Instagram or youtube, but why on GitHub?!?!? I look if someone makes quality stuff, not how many followers he has! I just don't understand why.6
I made my own first encryption library!!!!!
Code is trash, I know. I am very sorry, I want to make the quality of my code better, much better, because now it is trash.
But anyway, since this is my first encryption library it isn't perfect: it can only crypt uppercase text and you cannot set a password. Every time you crypt text the library will give you a random password of 35 characters. You can crypt text with an already generated 35 characters password generated by the library. And obviously you can decrypt text.
I would like to make more encryption related stuff in future...
Tell me what you think about it!15
Sorry for my bad english.
Follow up to https://devrant.com/rants/2375250/...
Soooooooo, at 9 o'clock AM I went to his house, and he showed me the laptop. That old and very badly treated laptop. It had 2 gb of RAM and an Intel Celeron of 2nd generation. It had no hard drive because the old one broke and he got a new one, but he didn't knew how to change the hard drives, so it just left it in there and bought a new computer. I had a Windows 8.1 USB stick ready, office 2019 and my screwdrivers ready to go. I was thinking what he will do when I will tell him that he had to pay me... So at a quarter past 9 I started to remove the screen and attaching the hard disk. I putted all back in and installed a fresh copy of Windows and installed Office and Google Chorme. I finished at a quarter to 11 (installing the software was the most long part...). I show it to him and he said: "Why is the keyboard still there?"
Him: "Well, I wanted a black box, WITHOUT a keyboard.
I thought that more time I used more money I will have, so I took some measures, went home and modeled and 3D printed a plastic piece to put where the keyboard was.
I put it in the computer and I have to say it turned out pretty good! I went back to his house with the computer ready and before I gave him the computer asked for the money. It was 1 o'clock PM. He had to give me according to the agreement we made that he will need to give me 200 euros.
He said: What money?
Me: the money. Read the contract
Him after reading the contract: oh my motherfucking god. I need to give you 200 euros?!?!?!!
Me, laughing: yesss
He started tearing apart the contract and said thinking he was smart: now I don't.
Me: you sent me a photo of it yesterday.
I was laughing so hard when he started to say that he didn't had any money and all that stupid stuff(he just bought a new Audi, he isn't poor...). At the end he asked his mom to give him 200 dollars to pay me. She gave him a punch in the face. She asked me why and I told her everything. At the end I added: I know that since I haven't got 18 years I can't denounce you, but if I ask my dad he WILL denounce you because your son signed a contract, that said that every hour of work he will have to pay me 50 euros. And I logged everything, so you have to pay me, or my dad will denounce you.
Her face was speechless. I was so happy when I got out of their house with my 200 euros. I don't think I will get in there any time soon anymore...14
The person from this story (https://devrant.com/rants/2236613/...) has returned!
It was 2 days ago. He sent me a message asking me if I could help him with something. I answered what was something. He answered:
"I need your help with my computer. I want to transform it in a desktop. Con you come over to my house?"
This time, knowing what I had to do based on the last rant, I answered:
"Yes, but since last time you were such a jackass, I need you to sign this document i'll send you, and then make a photo of it signed."
"Wtf? Are you really making me do this????!?!"
That document was only a page, but do you think he read it? If you answered "no", then you are right. He did not read a thing. And that was what I thought he would do. And this is why he will hate me tomorrow when I'll go to his house...
The contract he signed asked him that every hour of work he will have to pay me 50 euros. And that is why I will work as slow as possible... Tomorrow I will tell you how it went.
I hope that he doesn't read the contract for some reason...15
I'd like to share with you this story...
It all started like 3 months ago. It was a cold morning, and I was walking to school. I saw a girl looking at me. She was really cute, she had a beautiful smile. I acted like nothing happened and went on. 2 minutes later I arrived at school and there I see her again. She was at the school gates. The thing didn't surprised me: she looked like my age, maybe a year or 2 older. The weird thing is that she started talking to me (yeah, I know, big thing). I didn't even knew her. She asked me if we could see each other after school. I agreed. (A hot girl that asks me to see each other after school? Hell yeah!😂) So that afternoon we started to talk, and I discovered that she is an year older than me and that she just moved in from Treviso, the city were I was born. And it turned out we had the same passion: computers! She even programmed in C#, my favourite coding language!! So we started to meet each other more and more often. We started to code together. And today we officially got together. I don't really know how that happened, we were like watching this stack overflow post, and she asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend.
Yeah, I know it is weird, but a cute girl that likes computers and actually wants to date me is a rare thing! 😂
That's it. I just wanted to tell y'all this story, even if I know you couldn't care less 😂.
And sorry for my English7
public class Random
static void Main()
Random rnd = new Random();
/*I'm not funny and I know it
Writing this on mobile is hard...
This is probably a repost*/
I've made a stupid widget program in C#. I tried to make it more like a windows 10 built in feature
Tell me if you like it, and please give me suggestions, so I can make it better and actually usable...
The github link https://github.com/MarcoCeccon/...
And please don't be mean 😂10
The end of a decade... It's sad... But anyway, happy new decade/year!!!!! And I wish you 0 bugs in every program you write!2
Tomorrow I'll start high school.
Tomorow is my birthday.
Tomorrow I'll have my first high school math test.
Wish me luck!6
Ok, this is a story that happened some months ago ago.
I was at school when my classmate asks me:
Hey, can you teach me how you did those things you did?
Me: What things?
Classmate: That videogame you made (I wrote about the "videogame" i made for my school on my first rant)
Me: Ok! But I'll have to teach you the basics of how a computer works, and stuff like that
Classmate: but i know already everything about a computer! I am like a guru! I probably know how it works better than you!
Me internally: then why are you asking me how to program?
Me: OK, so we will skip that. See you this afternoon?
Classmate = cm;
Me = me;
me: so, let's start! I'll teach you before the basics.
cm: i told you i know already everything! Just tell me how I can program so i can have girls!
me internally: you chose the wrong tattic to pick up girls.
me (now angry): OK. SOOOOOO. WE'LL START PUTTING SOME CODE IN THE TEMPLATE I ALREADY MADE FOR YOU.
Him: ok, lets start.
me: We will start by making the charachter moving. In a month we will make a full basic game with animations, npc's and everything.
him: what? One month? I WANNA FU**ING DO IT NOW.
me: WHAT? I AM GIVING YOU MY 1500 EUROS COMPUTER, GIVING YOU FREE LESSONS, AND WASTING MY TIME ON A STUPID PERSON LIKE YOU (i actually said it) AND YOU ARE BEING AN A**HOLE? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STUPID IDIOT.
And that is it. I made the story a little bit shorter and wrote the most interesting parts. I hope you liked it, because i did not...11
When you come home from work and get an idea on how to fix a bug but you can only check the next day if the solution works3
I am serious. I swear I saw it! I am not kidding!
One hour ago, an error from the compiler made me unable to compile my program. I went to eat something and then i came back. The error wasn't there anymore!!! I tried compiling the program and it worked like nothing happened! I think I am getting crazy...6