@irene maybe not if the hand is the hand of a lesbian

I'd rather have that than touching the sink handles touched by 939573829 hands holding people's dicks

@Root even using a Recaptcha on some random site is still using Google

SCRUM is too micromanagy and annoying. Kanban is better.

@Root yet we still use it

reformatting does the dirty work

A team building activity I'd actually get behind

Intel CPUs in a few years

read your YouTube notifications

It's planned

Bold of you to assume I know German

@lonelydev what about budgie

@lxmcf since a few hours ago I think

Never knew I needed this

I relate to this on a spiritual level

@netikras holy shit 10 cans, once I was dumb enough to drink 3 cans at once and I felt like I was going to die from a heart attack. I've never drunk energy drinks since then

Yeah no, I can't exist without videogames

That pizza looks like it's been through some shit

Darude Sandstorm?

@gitpush Step 3. Make iOS development available outside Mac or fuck off

@ohemelaar everything in Skyrim makes for great memes

Yeah, don't. You will get addicted to caffeine (if you haven't already) and that might lead to bad stuff, like really nasty migraines

@sp1dey I suck at maths too but Khan Academy helps

If you're using Windows add all the Gradle and Android studio folders to exclude them from Windows Defender or whatever antivirus you're using, otherwise every generated Gradle file will have to be checked and it will be really slow. Google where exactly they're located

Get those alarm apps that have you solve math problems for the alarm to stop.

Incredibly annoying but also do the job

Autosaving to OneDrive makes Office the clear winner for me, but Libre Office has its good uses too

@RememberMe half the apps have acrylic transparency, half don't. Half the apps have a black theme, half don't. Half the apps follow their original design philosophy, half don't.

And don't even get me started on the fact that we have 2 control panels, 2 paints, 2 calculators, and as of the new update, 2 snipping tools

Kotlin is amazing

Everything is great except the app development part. Xamarin is a mess

Ok I just moved to Amsterdam for an internship and I'm going to that place