You gotta believe that great things await you!

Kill it, then respawn in a different life/shell.

Why must you care about their opinion so much? Are you trying to get them to financially support your apps? If not, just carve your own path, it's your life. And if you are - then you should not be frustrated with it and just find another way to finance yourself; they've already raised you and don't owe you that.

Me eeeyyyyyes ME EYEEEES
(T_T)
(X_X)

It's simple, just hook up an ELB to an ESC in an ASG running SpotFleet on the VPC behind the AWS Gateway with IAM auth.

Dude, that's Heavy Meta.

My favourite construction site warning:

Danger due to: danger

Well served!

You don't understand my emotions. You don't know me.

A fine specimen, if there ever was one!

Patient privacy?...

See Que EL ;)

So relateable.

Start with doing one thing well. Become a great Android developer, learn the tools, the libraries, the patterns. Then see what else you need. Look at things like Firebase if you need a quick 'n easy serverside component. Start small. Don't boil the ocean. Don't start with your dream app. Just do it. Lots of grit, coffee and swearing.

@liammartens looks like Unity

No. None here.

My son, who is not 2 years old at the time of writing, is the most natural ladiesman I've ever seen. So proud :'-)

And now try ScalaJS ;)

Or... Happy mother's day to all you moms who are developers:)

Or they could drug both you and your identical twin, surgically swap your index fingers, and then when he wakes up trick him to swipe his finger and then be like "Bwahahahaha! Puny mortals!" ... Probably a scenario the software makers thought of.

@YousifMansour as someone mentioned, it's a tautology :)

> 2b || !2b
Redundant truth, unnecessary check. Plz remove & refactor. Kthxbye

@varEnigmatic haha that's awesome)))

How do you use that?

Same boat, mate. Let me guess, this one is even more ambitious? ;)

Permission denied: user cannot write to /willpower

New RFC to WWW for ubiquitous dark mode switch!

No better in FP-land: we treat women as pure, and are really scared of side effects.

Finally!

How come all decent IDEs come with a (terribly broken, incomplete) vim mode? Oh yeeeeah