So....

Then who’s the moron? The moron or the one hiring the moron...

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What??!
No backdoor?

You need to start prioritizing!

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Because Oct(31)==Dec(25) ?
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@localjoost and its missing a semicolon aswell 😱
Debugging... 😜

@Artemix wrong encoding due to stupid tests 😬

Thats two questions

Cause you just put the second contained server on top of the first one. Easier and saves floorspace

Since everyone says no, I gotta be different. Get it

That is so easy to stop

Just start calling your employer randomly during off days and holidays, preferably at dinner time or at night. Ask about whatever somewhat software technical...

I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you...

Dont do stuff because you think it looks good on your resume/cv
Do stuff because you like it and it challenges you
If you keep on doing stuff that you think looks good on a resume/cv you'll most likely end up unhappy with work and change jobs alot, which incidently is not something you want on your cv

And that was advice given to me long before my dev life started

April fools..

I've had a similar experience

Told my boss I couldnt do it cause I felt I wasnt "big" enough to fill out that jacket so to say

His answer: "Just pretend your big enough, you'll do fine"

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So nervous I almost shat my pants.

No

Its an EPIC day

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The butterfly effect...

What came first: the hen or the egg?

Then be the shining light for them

Be awesome!

Dont

Not worth it
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Top one. Obviously!
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Its easy to counter

Anyone working with kids: "come fix my kids!"
Anyone working with food: "come fix me my dinner"
Anyone working in hotel: "come clean my house and make my bed"

No turnips?

Really romantic email?

@Neotelos female 😜😁(from venus)

Ok. Cheers

@dfox
Ok, thx

So in the future if I want devRant to stay small turn of autoloading of images aswell?

Kids...
It just never fukking stops. And when you finally think they can handle themselves...
Grandchildren...

Lots of fun though 😁😜

Or maybe....
It did exactly what you said 😁
Its as comfortable as your other os!

@writeascript github contributions counter graph
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No problem...
Just charge extra for the pain and suffering 😂

@divil really?

Doesnt that take focus from the task at hand?
Merry xmas btw!