Dear windows.
HI! IT'S ME! ETHAN!!

Why do you take TWO FUCKING HOURS!! To install a god damn UPDATE????
Your update system makes NO DARN SENSE.

Sincerely, Ethan.

Quarantine day..... i've stopped counting...
Numbers and time have lost all meaning...
I now use my free time to fill paper sheets with various random japanese symbols, learn linear algebra and being a "human" clojure interpreter......
( send help )
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<<< COMMUNICATION ABORTED >>>

½ Rant, !dev;

HECK i missed the exact moment it happened >.<
but THANK YOU so much for (1 << 10) ++'s!

like who cares celebrating 1000 :P

Thank you guys <3
Shoutouts to @jiffier for being the 1024'th ++er

i learned how to make radial menus on canvas :) from knowing nothing at all about anything related to canvas, i got a working menu in about 6 hours

man... fuck java's approach to lambda expressions and like passing functions as arguments and the lot.
it's honestly just so terribly bad. it's sucks so much.

rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it

rule 35: if it exists, there's a javascript framework with that name

sendTo(&everyone, year.New(2020).Happy())

!dev && rant

train was supposed to come at X:44
had an announced delay of 5 minutes.
the train was **11 fucking minutes late **
fun time waiting in 0° coldness

making my own working parser for a project i worked on
i used it to turn a custom file "format" (think json: a format but still plain text) into code / functions on the fly

My fucking god!! I swear if i meet the guy who implemented Array.reduce in javascript!! I'll tear his god damn head clean off and stuff it down his throat!!

From the spec: "if the initial value is omitted, the first value of the array is used instead and skipped"

WHO TF THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!?!!?!

One freaking hour that stuff cost me today RRREEEEEEEEEE

# rm -rf $JAVASCRIPT

Please and thank you!

age++;
//am now 21 🏳️‍🌈❤️😊

only took about 50 millennia, but i finally have windows 1903 on my work laptop... without exaggeration, took about 25 hours over three days to update, with two failures
someone end my existence, please and thank you

!dev

so, i'm recording some piano music because i wanna make a digital album... two songs done today and then i realize:
FUCK
I'VE BEEN RECORDING IN MONO!!
had to delete them both and start over; only had time to redo one of them in stereo today...
god damn it

1) Having the opportunity to read and write the future, with no one telling you that you can't

2) feeling superior to non-techies because as this world gets more and more digital every day, you have more potential to control them or make them dependent on you

3) hopefully the AI overlords will be more peaceful to programmers because we created them....

//TODO:
//FIXME:
//BROKEN:

All of those will never ever be removed.
Ever...

Just reached my 512th ++.
Thank you everyone who did it, and special thanks and congratz to @devTea for being the 512th.

🏳️‍🌈❤️

When a wordpress && plugin update takes fucking 45 minutes!! Just why do you do this?!??!

My code broke for no reason.
I added a log statement to see why.
*tests code*
It worked....
What the 何?!

I did it. I completely broke windows by plugging in my laptop charger.
The colors in this image have not been distorted at all.
Fuck this OS, royally.

404: Today's Date not found

Let
the war
begin!
🔥

Unpopular opinion: JS isnt that bad (given you use ES6+). Only node needs to die, and if possible please yesterday.

!rant

~/bin is surprisingly useful

!rant

//i want to
thank( &youAll ).for( "200++" );

Can we PLEASE delete FUCKING AWS!!!

Fuck this god damn piece of shitware

!rant

Just pushed commit #512 today.
Was a huge refactoring effort which went sooooo smoothly <3
Pull from parent branch without merge conflicts <33
No issues with deployment <333
AND i'm now on vacation 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈
Things are perfect

Forgot to post a thing yesterday:

age++; //🎉

To all you linux fans out there:
What DE/WM would you use for a 2 monitor desktop setup?
I’ve tried i3 and a couple major DEs (xfce, gnome, kde,...) and i don’t really have a strong preference for either.
I like the efficiency of i3 but also the ease of use of - say - xfce. I’d definitely use i3 on a laptop, but i dunno what i should go for on desktop... recommendations?

Wordpress and CSS...
REEEEEEE
God i’m pissed at this shit!!
Don’t even get me started on responsive design
When you have to override 48297 rules just to change a fucking text color
FUCK !important
YOUR !important
CSS !important