A developer's life in 4 lines

1.My code doesn’t work. I don't know why.

2.My code works. I don't know why.

3.I change nothing.

4.My code stops working. I still don't know why.

Is it just me, or is "hope" the most common programming language?

The Google Arcade "Detour" 🤡

Spend months grinding labs between my actual classes to hit a specific prize tier.
Sacrifice my sleep and my social life to master "Sprints" and "Arcade Points."
Google in April: "Surprise! We’re sunsetting Sprints and moving the prize counter at the year end. It’s about the journey, not the swag!"

Oh, cool. I’ll just tell my professors I’m turning in "valuable learning moments" instead of my actual assignments this week.

Is anyone else feeling like they just moved the finish line while we were mid-sprint? My "Arcade" has turned into a survival horror game and my GPA is the first victim.