You know what's not legendary? Python code reviews with Robin Scherbatsky as your reviewer!

I mean, come on, "Write cleaner code, Barney!" - It's already clean, Robin! It's Python! Indentation ENFORCED, baby! But noooo, "Barney, docstrings matter".

Docstrings? I document my awesomeness by shipping perfect, bug-free code all the time! And don't get me started on unit tests - the Bro Code doesn't need tests, it just works! Oh, and JIRA tickets? I don't follow tickets, they follow me!

This job was supposed to be "legen-W-A-I-T-F-O-R-I-T-Django", but now it's just meh!

Time to refactor... my career. Peace out!