@noodlemaster 😂
"you want your dirty clothes from holiday?" That's £1,0....
Me: "Nah, not really... I'd only have to wash them"... lol

Does that not fall under fighting bugs? 😂
Bill Gates quit his job to deal with different bugs then? hehe

Joins are better in this situation I'd say as it's easier on the DB to deal with that than a lot of queries...

More coffee and food needed by the sounds of it 😊

Mixture of youtube, google, unity forums, trial by fire, stackoverflow

🤔 Sounds exactly like me 😕

Chuck it in to source control as is... Delete the commented code...
everyones happy?

VSTS Online... Pretty easy to use, quite highly customisable...

Does the code do the job it was written to do?
If it does then after merge do gentle refactoring/tidy up... GENTLE!

We are in the reverse situation where some of the dev team want laptops so we can travel between sites and be sure we are able to still work... Management are resistant though 😞

winrar: the last survivor of true shareware

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Do something, anything, else for a short while, youll be amazed at how the trees clear and you can see the wood again

Actually caffeine can cause overdose but you need to drink about 10k cups of coffee in one go

Nah, that's any dev when it's passed to testers 😂

Devs don't reproduce, they just spawn new processes 😂
-- Jeff Atwood, Coding Horror

Gratz 😊

Or clever advertising ploy to get people to share a picture of the "mistake" with ebay in it 😉

@RandarXJ7 Perhaps but the name suggests we are using a Date instance which would conform to normal human counts.
OR
Date refers to a humanable item that would suggest it should start at 1

@Bobj2008 I'd like to report a bug, your code was telling me merry christmas yesterday but not today when today is christmas 😉

error toblerone undefined 😉

@FitzSuperUser careful saying that around front end devs they'll get cranky 😂
Myself:

VB.NET, C#, HTML, PHP, SQL, Javascript and googleing 😉

A smidge of java,c++ and CSS

@Ronald Personally I'm not against ads providing the following is met:
1) Content is actually worth it
2) The page isn't 99% ads 1% content...
3) The ads aren't intrusive
4) the ads don't lag the page...
I've turned my adblocker off on a few sites that I use, trust and am happy to support.

87ceeb a nice light blue

Maybe people need to realise that devRant is a place for us to rant so we don't go all mass murdery in the office and just leave things alone... 😂

Me and a mate did that but added in the system beep and made a tune so the pc looked like it was dancing 😂

@HoloDreamer In theory yes, however if it's a serious NDA get a lawyer since if you come to rely on it to go after an (ex) employee for breach their lawyer will rip it apart

I watched some of his java vids, i think?
Love his vids 😊

Spoon or bucket for transferring this liquid?
Without knowing the scope it's hard to answer

I honestly thought you were referring to a SQL table and so was very confused with the drum and pen references 😂