HR is pissed off because her/his candidate did not qualify and so she devised this shitty scheme of crappy rules and went to management. That’s the deal. HR is screwed up.

@ALivingMemory ahem....seriously !!!

Pick any electrical device lying around you and dissect it rewire it and program it through your Raspberry Pi 3

@Salmakis and bulls eye, that 2nd guy was here for money then quit for money then came back for money again after 4 years. He is damn asshole a pure shit pick when it comes to team spirit. The day he came I heard that he stereotyped everyone by their looks and body language. What a fuck inverted dick manager hire such an asshole. And my manager is a bigger dick.

@kenogo well said and very well sighted buddy. Exactly.

@davide cool !! Few hours still to the beer drill. 👍

I got this one. Voila.

Everybody is skilled but most of them lack focus. Girls drugs booze fun party is the focus of the interns because everybody else is doing this in their Facebook Friend list.

What if it's an opportunity to convert this intern into a geek. One shot is what all it takes.

@FutureExCon indeed very conclusive 😋

@CrankyOldDev do you expect me to say religious rant, 🤔 give me an example

@RazorSh4rk yeah, found one, now will ask the hooker to stop mowing my lawn and get back inside 😏

A beautiful interface has a beautiful request and response structure just like that beautiful next door girl. A response code is like a state of the object the server has, how fuck can the client understand this. This is shit load of stuff man to parse.

So buddy fuckin shit that response code dump your parsing and ask the moron why 200 for everything.

Indeed it's natural to be revising the code and it happens to me as well but this freak sees iterations of the code and what went into production and why something is commented out, even 10 years back. And sweet that he does not acknowledge it to something superb, just smiles

@MisterArie I have kept soft delete as an option in few of my apps. Never a hard delete. And actually it's not logging the buttons but logging the purging as all purge should be logged for the sins they had committed.

The client has committed a sin, as proved by purged deeds. 😂

Once I was fucked up so badly when I promised to release something over the weekend remotely and then I realised that my mouse pointer moved like shit on the screen. I was so screwed up that I had to get back to office midnight to turn off that fucking mouse shadow or something shit option to fix this.

In my Dev life I have too much shit fucked up courtesy of windows.

@bendr This is insanely epic voila. 👍

I can imagine that horror night and finally the climax revealed in the series of emails. OMG !!!

And the best part is that you never gave up accepting you did it and this thought helped you swim to the shore. This one thought is sacred , worship it .

It's a visual phishing scam 😂😂

I love the sports car concept using duct tape and shit. Explain your boss the shit that a greasy sports car is not wood and duct tape but it has a fucking kickass engine and a fucking bloody driver who drives it. What fucking analogy he used.

@BugsBuggy I am not interfering now, go ahead and live your day today

But I will share this for you to focus on what's important for you

https://quora.com/What-are-some-psy...

Reminds me of Linkin park -

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

@BugsBuggy Do it in the evening, because that would guarantee a nirvana state sleep. 😋

@Numinex In computing, a core dump, memory dump, or system dump consists of the recorded state of the working memory of a computer program at a specific time, generally when the program has crashed or otherwise terminated abnormally. Cheers 🍻

@maester-Em A pre-requisite for deathfuck is to first shank him..,and there are a million people standing to do that to him...,

@nukasev voila a trivial Google search gave me this https://m.youtube.com/watch/... And I got no time to watch this over the weekend , I could have a beer and shout it out loud,

@nukasev And that would be hilarious...haha, I have never watched that show but have heard about it because of its adult content and profanity. Do you refer to any specific episode or series type of deja vu for me and then that would be really interesting to watch.

@Player2 Aah not a chance, I do not want to mentally picture that fucking him scene, to be honest 😕

@bittersweet and that "touch before touch" is presented as an api for Developers to hover URL for links. Interesting.

I cannot pocket Samsung S5 immediately but surely can walk in to a mobile store and see in use on S8.

@CodeMasterAlex + 1 for frustrated.., yes he makes me angry and frustrated and sick, I have started to value my life's precious days and years against his fake demand and actions

@BugsBuggy As an intern when you joined you must have signed some agreement, so does it say that you can quit if there is too much work or you don't understand ? If no then do not quit....but start timing your activities daily on how much time you are spending on everything down to the least imp task. Either you will understand where time is going or they will understand that you valued time and worked responsibly. Let them fire you for nothing but don't you quit for everything.

My 2 cents. @BugsBuggy