Imagine if libraries and framework you were using started making chabgelogs like the one they make in the mobiles apps.

*We've made some new features and some buh fixes 💫*

What am I supposed to do then ? :(

Because MS is dropping support and updates for Windows 7, I finally decided to install something else! Wanted to do it earlier, but I was clearly to lazy to do it.
I choosed Ubuntu, I know a lot of you hate it, but it is the one i'm used to, and i didn't want to search too complicated

Happy New year everyone
I wish you a lot of good things for 2019 :)

On a french TV show:
Animator: So Jean-Pierre what do you do in life?
Jean-Pierre: well, I'm a computer ingineer
A: Oh, so you're the guy we call when the printer is fucked?
JP: Absolutely not, I'm the one who make programs and softwares that don't work, so they call us again

Literally me 😂

Being a dev

My phone's battery is at 100% since 1h
Dunno if my phone just get a 100000mah battery or i'm going to be stressed all day long...

I never fixed a bug

Me trying to debug

After 3 weeks of holidays in NZ, i can't even remember my computer password

I do not have any problem with designers
But with design itself...
$ ls problems/
-rw------- 1 enzop 57878905110832 Jun 17 13:53 problems_with_design

Algo strikes again @amitgupta

Which one do you prefer?

Error: undefined variable "social"

Windows, can you please restart without crashing please? It would be great.
Also, try to make my USB ports working. They were pretty useful

Wow, since vue passed react on gh, this is like a competition, but only for the stars.
It's been like 2 days that there's < 10 stars of difference.
Looks like shitpost that you see on facebook, where the likes are not use to "evaluate" a post, but mostly as a dummy counter.
Am i the only one to found this ridiculous?

About the microsoft github thing
https://github.com/martenbjork/...

Wait, devRant did not send a email about GDPR and privacy policy update

Just discovered the "Demo mode" in Android to make the status bar clean

THANK YOU WINDOWS YOU NEEDED TO DO THAT WHILE UPDATING

Just noticed there's a @Alice programming language https://www.alice.org

A friend asked me to test a program he made
So i downloaded it, and i noticed that i crash when you try to minimize the window
After i tell him about the bug, he send me a new version, and said "I fixed it, it was pretty easy"
He just removed the minimize button
"to remove a bug, remove the feature"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wait what @AlexDeLarge @Alice

- Learn go
- Learn how to properly use git
- Release my first (useful) app

ABORT ABORT

For the 6783 time today, i broke something

Oh, ok

People going to the doctor: "I'm sick, and here are all my symptoms in detail."
People who have a problem with their cars: "My car don't work, here's everything I've noticed"
People who have a problem with computers: "COMPUTER DO NOT WORK, THANK YOU"

(From https://twitter.com/Metrokun/...)

Where do you see your e-mail adress? (On devRant)