Kubespray

About unreachable deadlines:

So you were assigned a task with a deadline that you know is impossible to meet, right?

And what happens if you don't meet that deadline? You're screwed, you say?

Well, if you already know that you won't meet that deadline, what's the point of stressing over it? Think about it:

If you just don't meet the deadline, you're screwed.

If you stress about it and still don't meet the deadline, you're screwed AND stressed.

So, just work on your tasks knowing full well that you won't meet the deadline, and don't stress about it. Screw THEM.

Here's another one: “We care about your privacy.”

Mind you, they don't say they care about you KEEPING your privacy.

Writing tags in all caps is the old fashioned (as in reeeeally old) way of writing HTML.

I'd say it's not necessarily looked down upon unless your whole coding experience is to copy/paste code from random people, or if looking around in SO is always your first impulse and you don't even make the effort to learn from responses and code you found out there.

You're a joke indeed.

Twerk it?

Pace is irrelevant. Just learn, no matter how fast.

The only thing that sucks more than Atlassian software is Atlassian's response to feature requests. I'd swear they have pretty big feature requests gathering interest from even before JIRA existed.

“Making a world a better place through an ecosystem of integrated data centres all orchestrated for immediate stakeholder utilization”

Perfect. Pitch that to Gavin Belson and we're done.

May it, by any chance, be that otheruser has uid 0?

https://wiki.mozilla.org/Prism

@Nanos Even worse are the code search features of, for example, Bitbucket. It completely ignores any symbols, even if you quote your search terms.

It ignores symbols. _In a code search._

Needs more of the following:

— Dancing baby GIFs
— Medieval torch GIFs instead of horizontal rules
— Animated skulls at both sides of the page title
— A “Best Viewed At 800x600 With Netscape Navigator” button
— Substitute the logo with a Java applet displaying it with the only purpose of adding a water ripple effect to it.
— A Flash intro page!
— Substitute the links in the main menu with image buttons with Javascript rollovers
— Refactor the entire page to use a frameset

Turning off your phone involves doing something. Here's my solution:

Don't do anything at all, ignore the call, ignore everything, don't show up at work the next work day. Don't take any calls from HR, ghost them so hard that they start oozing ectoplasm.

That's a true O(0) implementation.

@spongessuck Mythic Quest is okay. I expected it to be funnier tbh, but it has its moments.

Now, Severance is _really_ good.

“Oh, sure, then I guess it'll be fine if I scrape the most outrageous, insulting and offensive dataset to train the model, right? No? You're providing a proper dataset then? Cool.”

@DEVil666 Because there is such thing as “good enough”. Being slower than a compiled language might still be fast enough for many use cases.

It also has a concerning lack of ActiveX plugins.

Not modern enough. May I recommend using a table instead of an unordered list and centering it in the page using a <center> tag?

UPDATE: I asked the owner, he told me he didn't use it and to ask another team; I asked that team, they told me they don't use it either but ask this other team just in case; asked the third team, they don't use it either.

I deleted it. Destruction feels good.

@asgs I'd say it's because Stack Overflow is a crapsack.

There are two options that could suit your case:

1. apt-mark manual zoom

This marks the package as manually installed, which takes it out of the list of packages to clean by “apt-get autoremove”.

Maybe this one is not applicable in this case because you had to install the package manually anyway, but if for some reason it was marked as automatically installed later on, this would mark it again as manually installed.

2. apt-mark hold zoom

This outright pins the package, so it won't be upgraded, removed or otherwise automatically installed by anything else. Maybe this one is a bit more extreme, but at least it gives you the chance of unholding it (apt-mark unhold zoom) to upgrade it yourself.

“Oh boy, for us walking down the street is like Left 4 Dead but with job applicants instead of zombies.”

@magicMirror Nah, I'm going to obliterate that motherfucker so hard that all the 1s in the bytes that form it will turn into 0.5s.

@Oktokolo Someone's git-pulling my leg.

“I am an architect”, said the guy who paints houses.

The only true way to start is by poking CPU pins with a paperclip attached to a 9V battery. Then you work your way up to higher levels.

Buttiful.

11. Sing some Slayer