Debugging while forgetting O3 is on is an incredibly fun and not at all frustrating experience

90% comment 10% code is so incredibly annoying to read. If you can't write a concise comment that describes your code in full then your code sucks.

My code is so well optimized that the program returns instantly.

No, it doesn't do what I tell it to but still

https://lmgtfy.app//...

It's about time we progressed past Javascript

Nobody wants C/ASM programmers anymore, so I chose the next best thing of backend development

GORM fucking sucks

Is WebAssembly worth looking into or is it just a gimmicky fad?

After using Rust for a day, my only way to describe it is "cut off a leg to clip a toenail"

So much freedom is removed from the programmer, and you have to account for every single situation, it's kind of annoying for a first timer

How do I develop natively for Android without my pc turning into a blast furnace 😔

Fuck favoring cleverness over readability

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GOOGLES SERVERS WERE DOWN FOR 30 MINUTES!!!! WAOW 1TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY CAN'T EVEN KEEP THEIR SERVERS UP SMH HOW CAN THEY BE SUCH IDIOTS GOOGLE SUCKS BETTER IF IT NEVER EXISTED IMAGINE 30 MINUTE DOWNTIME GUYS HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN WAIT GUYS DON'T GO WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Why is working with Java such a pain in the ass? All Java-oriented IDEs eat up gigabytes of ram, have unusable interfaces with millions of switches and options and input fields, are slow as shit
And all the cli tools like gradle or whatever is used are also incredibly slow and wasteful in resources like why can I run a build, have breakfast and take a shower, and come back to it still not done???
Why do people still use this piece of shit language and not move on

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I wish I could slap some engineer at Skype so hard on the face....
Who the fuck ships a broken product, it literally starts and it throws some JS error of this shitty electron application ugh

Should I use a websocket or api on my single page application?

In a dynamically/loosely typed lang, how good of a solution is to align the type to whatever is on the left of the operator

Example:

string + string = string
num + num = num
string + num = string
num + string = num or conversion error

Instagram stole all my data and is still unable to understand that I'm under 18 and not from the US stop asking me to vote

Tfw the 1000 dollar phone you bought cuts your hands

Top reasons of becoming a dev:

Thank you for your attention

uTorrent wtf is this explain

gofmt lmao

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Wow this wk sucks

People like me are most beneficial to Google, Facebook and etc because my attention span is so short I will press anything, and earn them money, but they also know nothing about what I like and about me in general

I fucking hate Node.JS

This piece of junk software wasted my whole entire fucking evening trying to figure this shit out how the fuck does that work?? Why does anyone use that?? Why is there no better fucking way for this?

I decided to use UIKit for my project because I am a shitty web designer. It either comes from a cdn, yarn or git. I only need UIKit for my project, nothing else, and it's the front end part of my web app. I install it through yarn because I want to customize it too.

Yarn created an empty package.json, a node modules folder, and that's all. I try compiling my custom less file, it fails because there is no such script. I try doing it from inside the module directory, and just go with it, the directory names are like 50 characters long, I cannot change the build directory, I have 2 million fucking node modules and I have to navigate them, there are no proper docs for anything, and I'm currently filled with endless frustration because there must be a better way to manage this, it can't be the only way that css frameworks work nowadays, the endless error messages, endless logs, commands, shitty programs made by shitty 12 year olds who learned "hello world" in js and thought they were programmers, I fucking hate all of this

There must be a better way

Some people unironically put three character tabs

What is in your opinion the most underrated programming language?

Do you ever just can't figure out how to do something and just think to yourself "I fucking hate computers"

Cuz I do