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So i just learnt that Cyberpunk 2077 will release with Proton support and it will work out of the box.
Great fucking job Valve.
See you in Night City people !6
Boss: So what are your biggest achievements for this year?
Me: mmm, probably not killing myself
Me: I meant I reduced the number of fraudulent transactions in our service by adding machine learning to flag suspicious transaction
Boss: Yeah, you should've start with that
My young brother just destroyed everyone at a speedcubing competition!
4x4, 3x3 one handed, 3x3 regular (the main event), skewb, pyraminix — all 1st places!9
I think I just wrote a non-ASCII comma or space somewhere in my code... damn me for having so many keyboards...8
I miss the simplicity and creativity of the good old days..
Y'all need to chill!
**DO NOT** downvote a newbie's post without telling them why. It may sound like a spam to you, but it's someone's best effort at an icebreaker joke. 😠67
You know what grinds my gears. Spaghetti code, bloated code base with 5000 line files, and poor file organization.
Seriously really pissing me off right now. Its like walking into a library and there's no shelves and the books are just thrown into massive piles.
I've spent so much time trying to figure shit out just to implement basic things. Its messing with my productivity and making me hate my job.6
My 13yo brother will now receive an upgrade from an old hdd to a fast ssd, ram upgrade and most importantly Linux.
Teach’em young and teach’em right11
I can't take any more CRUD.
It seems all I do every day is CRUD, CRUD and more CRUD.
It's easy, it's fast, but fuck me... Give me at least some data manipulation to do, SOMETHING where I actually need to enable my mind, and not just "write code while watching netflix".17
Manager 1: "We're going to hold a small meeting because of a new project."
Me: "Okay, cool. What project is it about?"
Manager 1: "Project X".
ME: "Right. What's the domain name?"
Manager 2: "Well there's this design but it's entirely made up. Just a concept."
Manager 1: "Wait, there's no more toner."
Manager 1 and 2 take 20 minutes to fix the printer, so manager 1 can print out an e-mail. They both return to their seats. No meeting happens. I roll a smoke and go outside to flip through LinkedIn for the nth time this week.3
High school. The teacher in IT made some learning platform for the school in PHP. There was a module where you could upload files.
You could just upload a PHP file, and get it to run by accessing it through a direct link.3
*doing the happy dance*
IT WORKS!! It finally WORKS!!! For the first time. AND IT WORKS!!!
git add .
git commit -m 'IT WORKS!!!!'
git push origin
git push backup1
git push backup2
*continues with the dance*8
My colleague doesn't give a shit about code quality and while I'm busy refactoring stuff after him, he's making flashy demos. Guess who's gonna be senior first6
Anyone remembers that in windows XP you coud set any exe as screen saver, and it would run on time, even before you log into any user, as a default system user with administrator privileges?8
Boss (after suggesting some enhancements): "So be honest, do you want to do this?"
Me: "No. I just don't think it's worth it."
Boss: *laughs loudly* "Oh, that is honest."
Seriously all examples I found use library that use library that use library to just build url encoded parameters like this
Got me 5 hours to dig going trough couple of github repos with implementation to see that shit at the end.
Seriously people !!!
Start thinking before you write single line.
I don’t want to download 10 dependencies and 100MB+ just to send 2 requests with url encoded parameters.
It’s in every - literally every language.
I know you’re stupid but please just try to understand how things work instead of copy paste another stackoverflow and medium snippet.4
Reading up on how floats are stored and it's pretty cool how you can store numbers as large as 3.4×10^38 in the same amount of memory that an integer can store only about 2 billion.
This female collegue whom I used to hangout during tea and lunch has suddenly started hanging out with another female collegue.
I'm alone, sad and overthinking is killing me. I asked her if there is something I said or did that made her hang out with someone else.
She said it's not a big deal and I should stop creating drama. I think I lost my self-respect while facing her about this.31