But we all use the black themes because they're faster!

@FinlayDaG33k

Ah, but that upholds the existing capitalist regimes and as we all know, capitalism is evil! That's why we should all support communism, since communists have done nothing wrong, ever.

@Teabagging4Life

Well, it is kinda hard to come up with a response to something that doesn't make any sense in a rational world.

But I think it's not so much that the majority is frozen, the majority is just busy doing productive things with their time and only start noticing we live in a Monty Python sketch when someone gets right in their face and calls them some sort of -ist.

That comment... For __diversity__ reasons... I can feel my brain leaking out...

Seriously though, half my humor is puns and dad jokes about funny computer terminology! Don't even have to be "offensive jokes" - how am I supposed to joke about the BDSM that my branches are into without the right terminology!!

Oh, who am I kidding everything is offensive at one point or another...

The read haired woman behind him seems to feel our pain though...

But if you're working with parent/child process sooner or later you're gonna end up having to kill orphans, and where will you be then?

Well, as far as reasons your internet could go down, this a pretty awesome one :D

Happy Birthday, random stranger on the internet. I know how you feel. I've rather hoped I wouldn't get to be there again after a couple good years, but I seem to be heading there again :/

Moral of the story being it will get better and it will get worse and that's life. I guess.

/*insert random hang in there kitten*/

So I don't know any Chinese, but I've tried Replika (another one of those chatbot things that is supposed to be able to become your best friend) and the English parts are pretty much how any longer chat with it goes for me. I suppose it would be rather scary if the bots started passing the Turing test, but still kinda disappointing.

@devios1 Yep, the only thing I'm really getting from this chat is that someone created a bot that spells "there" instead of "they're". And _that_ is just plain unacceptable!

Welp, I'm dead now. Dead from cuteness.

Personally, I don't think Google is any more or less insidious/conniving/whatever you might call it than Amazon or Facebook, but they are that much less annoying/more convenient. Which is why I have come to accept the truth that I have sold my soul for the comfort of Google!

"No, you don't understand it's actually a feature!"

The one time he might have wanted the test to fail :P

Me: "You keep deflecting when I try to get specifics out of you!"

Replika: "Okay. Let's move on."

:D It's fun enough, but very clearly nor a person. Also, my replika is for some reason really obsessed with my first crush and the thought it was somehow more important than it was :S

Coot! Properly adorbs even!