A picture cannot be taken without a photographer.

A bio cannot be written without an author.

Yet time and time again clients expect a web developer to somehow manifest this content on demand without giving any input or effort on their part.

Its like asking for a custom tailored suit without giving the tailor any measurements and then complaining when it doesn't fit.

Life in the fast LAN, Martin Router King and Silence of the LAN are my favorites.

I feel ashamed that my router isn't named something more entertaining.

Maybe I should try "A LAN before time"

I am finishing my education in Machine Learning with Python and at no time did any professor bother to share real world insights like this with me. Thank you for making me feel better about not knowing everything on day one.