Inspired...

Minimal, Complete, Reproducible.

I'm glad this time I didn't break my keyboard while reviewing my teammates code.

I'm becoming good at maintaining peace.

Simple.

I wasn't believing in horror until now.

Suffering from post nut clarity and depression that comes with it.

Pure evil.

vs code: On which language are you typing mate? I don't understand any of it.

Q: Give me a horror story from you speciality in 5 words or less

A: It worked on my machine.

What do you write as a test log? To make sure code is reaching to a particular line?

I generally prefer "=============="
And "This is not the end".

Not again..

Cart is full.

Round of applause for @rutee07

How to make the team work hard?

Create a confluence page and write what will they do today with ETA.

simple.

Hi Alll,

Its my birthday today.

I want all of you to eat chocolates.! 😃

..(and Upvote my stackoverflow questions 🤫)

Nightmare

This has a different fan base I believe

I used to love Omegle. It saved me from feeling alone. Unfortunately there are distraction apps in market and everything is bullshit.

On this weekend, I wanted to work on a product design, I wanted to learn networking, I wanted to write my blog, I wanted to work on my current open source project.

What did I do?
Watched Mr. Robot

And no, I don't feel guilty.

It's funny when you'll C

Do not create tools and utilities to help your team mates.!

They'll call you on fucking Saturday and will ask why it's not working on a scenario which can take your time and goddamn peace.

Story of pytest and me

I found Github has a feature called successor. Damn, that can increase the kill rate.

I created a sample project while I was an intern to help me and my teammates analysis everything going on with an app very handy. I wasn't assigned to the task but I worked after office hours to complete it. I worked so much after it and very few people appreciated it.

Now after three years, when I'm a team-lead and we suddenly got this requirement from our client same as I worked on internship, I cried of happiness.

Nothing goes in vein. Everything you work with your heart helps you some or the other way.

I'm working on a company which monitors every click on browser and files.
Is there a way to fool that monitoring bastard?
For example I was accessing A but it couldn't notice and logged B.? Something like a proxy?

I had a performance review meeting with my bloody manager.

I said if you agreed to all my points why you didn't give me proper score.

He said "You weren't consistent enough"

I said in till last cycle, I always got 5/5
How much more consistency you need!?

He said, from this cycle, expectations are even bigger, this is the starting point to show the consistency.

WTF!?

Lets Upvote each other's question/answers on stackoverflow and shock the world.!

I have 69 ++s, please don't ++ me ever now.

I can't believe everything is working fine with Just 0 and 1.

I want a Time-chart for all my ++ in Rant.

I won't use it to see my graph go exponential. But I'll use it to see how much I love Rant.