Can someone please tell me when it became a law that open source software or open source-related websites have to look like shit, Bootstrap or both?

I mean for fuck's sake; did nobody tell Stallman about CSS? https://stallman.org

Me: I'm going to be productive!

Me after 2 hours (or 1 if I'm building Android):

Been having some... Uh... Fun with this!
(Virgin Atlantic)

Please, God, Allah, Brahman (and all the other Hindu gods), the great flying spaghetti monster, Buddha, all the Dudist Priests...

...DO NOT LET THEM MAKE SINGLE PAGE WEBAPPS BUILT INTO HTML6!

If it got implemented and the syntax were anything like that of AngularJS, I'd fucking hang myself.

Allowing myself to be forced to use Microsoft Edge for development...

*sigh*
Said by the former leader of a project that gathers statistics and metrics about software with 1M daily reports.

So I found this image on my Dropbox from ages ago but this still happens today.

I think the image tells you all you need to know...

Taking digs at php

This is why your programs will be forever buggy: I AM THE ALMIGHTY EVIL ONE... BOW DOWN TO ME GILFOYLE!

!Rant @dfox

Can we have markdown in rants?
Pretty please?

My friend typed "hack" into a .bat file on our school network and got an after-school detention and his account disabled for like a week because he simply had the intention of trying to hack the network....

I have an android. *Facepalm*

When someone logs into someone else's Instagram after being told the password and then *posts a selfie* with the caption "#hacked"

****CRINGE****

So I gave this guy access to a database and phpMyAdmin and then I get this:

Him: hello??? i cant make databases i have no privilages
Me: Use tables instead of databases...
Him: I need to make databases
Me: Why?
Him: 1. my votes plugin 2. my ftop plugin 3. my forums 4. my new forums 5. my new forums (he runs a minecraft server fml)
Me: You don't need databases for all of those, you can use tables, that's a massive waste
Him: idc i would rather have databases

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Testing

When you go to the opticians and their software is copyright 1998 and running on Windows XP....
😥

!Rant

I'm bored and I've had an app idea but I wanted to run it by all of you:
Tinder for developers: but it's for meeting potential employees/employers and you post code instead of photos...

If you think it's bad, kindly suggest another. Thanks 😂😝

Explain it to parents