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Remember that notification from Truecaller that says "Someone viewed your profile" with a blurred image of a girl wearing black?
EVERYONE. FUCKING. GETS. THAT!
No one actually saw your profile...13 -
You know that unwritten rule that when someone's typing in their password you are supposed to look elsewhere?
I don't do that anymore....13 -
Sleep for around a thousand years in C:
i;f(){--i&&f(sleep(7));}
It's so beautiful it brings tears!
Source:
https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/...8 -
Finally a resignation letter in my draft.
So disturbed that cannot rant about it now.
Will update this thread soon.13 -
Came back to office after a weeks vacation:
1 commit , 1838 insertions, 1292 deletions, all directly to master...17 -
I don't understand how 3D printing a production car in 'just 3 days' is better than injecting moulding the shit out of it to get parts in like what 3 hours??
So much for stupid jargon that makes no fucking sense!!
Ok, I am out !18 -
That moment when the CEO changes code out of nowhere, gives you the repo in a hard drive and asks you to merge to remote.
FML
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I am starting to see red flags in the new place I joined 6 months back. The environment is practically non-existent cause its a 14 personnel company. The problem is the founder does not listen! Like every fucking thing you suggest, ask or question is immediately dismissed! And I work directly under him!
Also I just got a 20 minute lecture on passion, commitment, patriotism and why I should forego my festival leaves coming next week when I mentioned that the approach we are seeing work was something I suggested long back but was not considered! And yes I am in office on weekend!
FFS can I not get a single normal fucking workplace in my whole fucking career to work peacefully!!!4 -
If I had the same level of dedication as my workplace for my personal projects, oh boiii would I be a millionaire!1
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I stumbled upon one of those internet mysteries.
What really happened here? No one knows...
WayBackMachine has nothing as well!
Link: https://math.stackexchange.com/ques...
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KolourPaint is hands down THE FUCKING BEST PAINT SOFTWARE EVER CREATED! No arguments!
It has everything a terrible artist like me can ask for:
1, Image Transparent Tool : ✓ (its magical!)
2, Drawing Tools : ✓
3, Monochrome conversion: ✓
4, Grayscale Conversion : ✓
5, Image resize : ✓
6, Touch of nostalgia : ✓
It's so good I feel like donating the hell out until I go broke! Ughhh!!!!!8 -
My co-worker got removed from the team in the most unprofessional way. We all gathered for daily stand-up at 7 PM in the evening and everyone took turns to discuss cards assigned to them. When it came to my co-worker, he was simply not part of the board. All his cards removed, all his git/jira access revoked by asshole manager simply because he questioned his poor approach and his 'vision' (read lack of). He told to HR that his part of the work is done which I informed them was a lie.
Jerk guy didn't even have a discussion with him after that, totally left in dark with all the access revoked and nowhere to go.
I resigned next week. Co-worker is doing great now. Good Riddance.1 -
POJO : Plane Old Java Object
/``````\
P OJO
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| |
You have been cursed now,
you cannot unsee it EVER....4 -
Is your train really late if you already know that it's late and then adjust accordingly to reach on time for a train that is late?5
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A colleague who showers himself with a strong perfume every half hour or so.
Take a bath dude! Stop burning our noses! -
Dev : I swear it works on my device!!
Manager : Okay! Then we will ship your device..
And that my friend is the story of how docker was born5 -
That moment when an update goes right!
This data is such an insightful thing to have!
The dashed lines are when an update is pushed, blue line is number of active devices
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Me : *Logs in to Microsoft account to delete account*
MS: Eeeeeeeee, Add a recovery email or a number!!
Me: Wth! I want to delete my account, why would I give details of one more account.
*sees there is no skip button*
FINE!!!!
*Opens temp mail and gives temp email*
MS: Eeeeee, Now add recovery phone number!!!
Me: What the actual fuck!! No!
*Refreshes and its gone*
Me : *clicks on delete account*
MS: Eeeeee, we are sad , you will loose all data. also your synced device won't start unless you set 'reset protection' to 'disable'.
Me: Hmmmm, deceptive, how do I disable this reset protection.
MS: click here : link
Me: *Clicks to open devices, there is no fucking option called reset protection*
*Dafuq!! You wanna get complicated? Ok! Fine!! Get this now!
*Removes the account from every fucking thing from my system, one drive, store and what not*
*Disable this shit now*
MS: ok, disabling, please check the security code on your temp email!
Me: Glad I didn't close the temp email tab, here, do your shit now!
MS: Are you sure?
Me: YES!
MS: Really sure?
Me: ..... Yes
MS: We have flagged for deletion, but if you want to activate back click on the only button we show you on the entire screen.
Me: I know these games of yours. They stand no chance in front of my awareness!!
*closes browser*
The End17 -
I fucking loose it when companies throw hurdles in your way when you want to delete your account.
It's true that no one wants to loose a customer but making it difficult to leave ensures you never get that customer back.
Yes I am talking about you microshit piece of shit!!4
