The truth will set you free. Everyone stands five feet from me and lies to my face and talks shit to my face. Why would I like anyone like that?

There are no fuses in my brain. Stop lying all the time about everything and maybe I wouldn't act like a crazy person all the time.

21 tappers in the room, Good Luck.

The guy who bought it from me gave it to a homeless man who took off with a cheeseburger and fries.

The only thing I own a patent for is something that tracks the soil content of the atmosphere. I make sure it stays within the range prescribed by a book I didn't write. It is a struggle. But I maintain the bumpers in the fast lane.

@IntrusionCM "*free hugs* and free cookies.". Yea I've been to a few concerts myself. I'm a one man mosh pit. 100 yards behind the crowd on an ipod with no sound.

Somebody glue my fingers together and tape my mouth shut. Everything I type and say makes me an awful person.

If I wasn't terrified I would have nothing to rant about. I try to present myself in a less than terrifying manner.

Dont try to find me, you cyborgs put your shades on. The lasers are cutting through everything.

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Wisdom crackers are like watermelon. When you throw them over a mountain. I'll be on the other side to perform an amazing one handed catch on camera for everyone to sea.

Its another night in America. Everybody is sitting on their something. and I'm in a boat. Connected to my neighbors wifi. I think he is a Russian spy. Because he sips on vodka regularly and talks in a monotone voice because he is bored with regular people.

If you ketchup the place is in then kraft macaroni and cheese better and make sure it happens again. Duh.

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And then I had ointment in my eyes. Because I was hired by a man who you know.... Yeah. You know. Oh no. No. Not again... No . no no.. no.. no. . notvagain
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If we didn't tie him up with zip ties and throw the stuff in a baggy that guy on youtube will still be wearing a green shirt.

The mirror is still on the wall with my name on it in very small letters so I know that I do not exist.

Its a libbityt lip lip licker. copy traste cover up jumping jacks tied feet sore with happy trees like paint guy zoom.

You would never believe it! John wasn't lying. No way. John Not Lying. No Way. No Way. No Way.

Did I forget something? Oh yea. Drugs sex and money.

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Better than someone who sleeps on how they plan to kill people and then can never follow through on any of their plans.

@Ranchonyx "You see I'm weird it don't matter to me. Not being like you is what I happen to be. And when I rap on the beat I'm blazin shit because Webby gets weird Al Yankovich. I walk around in boxers half a day, I am a bum who would care what I have to say? I got cartoons tatted all over my whole body. Am I a weirdo? yea probably." - C.W. https://youtube.com/watch/...

@MadMadMadMrMim I get it. Yeah. There is still progress to be made in programming I think. AI for sure. I'm just not advanced enough for that.

You let em win one game of Halo and they walk around acting like they're Jeremy Stress

@aranter https://ufile.io/gxtz018u For you. I'm too stupid to figure out how to make a website and don't care to help anyone because they are so condescending.

Competing with Walmart is easy. When you are a communist.

https://ufile.io/gxtz018u whoever wants it take it and make a site out of it.

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But made my computer crash for some reason.