Yeah, the PHP devs missed the conventions convention 🙂

What's when you make the next move and sell your laptop for twice the price.

Is being a writer better? How much do they get paid? Do they even get paid? 🤓

Other options:
- I'm an architect (Software architect)
- I'm an engineer (Software engineer)

But please don't say:
- I'm a dev-rockstar
- I'm a guru
- I'm a wizard

Some people say that's how windows 8 came to be

"Of course, that's what I use for my COBOL projects."

You should try and interview yourself for the experience.

I code for fun on my free time, too. I usually test other technologies or try to get creative and end up building a new JavaScript framework per week, like we all do.

Lint and Stackoverflow downtimes.

This is a standard interview question for a consultant role. The answer is not important, what's important is that you show how you would get across an unexpected problem and try to figure out the important stuff with relevant questions and a logical procedure.
For a dev role, it's kind of stupid though.

You're a classy fellow

"The ticket didn't specify how the frontend validation was supposed to be implemented.

For changes, discuss a new CR with the sales department."

Then you reply: "Awesome, let's give you the janitor role too and pay you half what you are making right now".

Hard work. 🤓

@nocgod that's a disturbing image 😐

"... And that was the day little George refused to develop Instagram."

@gratefulDev Do you have a standard "internet name" then?

@bguiz You can't calculate a percentage from 0. It's neither 0% nor 100%. (I think...)

Calm down people. Maybe his co-workers are in the sales or marketing team. He didn't specify that they were programmers.

I like "master hacking".

Kant.

I'm the dumbest person in the room.

"If you are the smartest person in the room..."

Mondays...

Oh, i just read the post again... You're not the developer of the site 😂

... I should go back to work.

... and since perception is reality, then nothing would expand.

If everything in the universe expands at the same ratio, then nothing "truly expands", right? There is no way of measuring expansion if not relatively to a non or differently expanding entity.

Cool site. What technologies are you using?

Yeah, where the hell is this legal?

@kshep92 Then you get a stack overflow 😐