You can control pointers with your fingers? That's amazing

@leanrob Wow, that does look promising, will give it a try!

Honestly, I have a fetish for documentation.

It's like you're preserving knowledge that you worked hard to gain, so that other people don't have to do the same process again.

I would be totally DTC (down to code), if not for the dreaded P word

"I always use spaces, it's not like there's a special character for it or anything"

Always round up the highest digit

Size shouldn't matter.

A Microservice is as good as a giant one. It all depends on how you use it

This shouldn't happen. ever.

@MrCSharp Aka the fourth

I'm the wildcard.

I mean, I code on an ipdad with rdp on my laptop

She injected her query language into you

@beggarboy It's always better to ask for permission before you start penetrating

@canonbolt couchbase light used to have it as a feature, but now it costs money

@canonbolt Well it depends, you can encrypt the data in the db. If you want to encrypt the db itself, i think .sdf can do that

.mdf, SQL Server

@diobert not really, the physical act of lifting one's hand is increasing the mental investment into the presentation

It's a very cheeky technique for gaining/retaining audience attention.

Seriously effective tho

@cedrikschueler You could try to install arch and configure it into a maintainance free browser-prison.

Or else use the preconfigured one called Mac OS

Windows

It's simple, easy to understand and your grandpa is unlikely to want to run Android Studio and Docker with HyperV at the same time

Can't you just penetration test your company, send them phishing mails and report them for bad sec habits?

Switch(life){

Case "hard" :

breakup();

Case "smooth" :

problems();

break;

default:

while(true){

bugs();

}

}

Hungover as well, but strangely it enhances my productivity

This is anti-decompiler code, duh

This gentleman from Nigeria, apparently a very noble figure, said that I'd make 10% comission from a money transfer. But so far I've only had to pay some lawyers in advance..

Mastery is not doing neither, because you are too good for that

Tell them that you have aquired near godlike powers. That you can create things other people only dream of. That you can manipulate information halfway across the globe that could have significant effect on a large portion of the human population.

That should put them in their place.

As they say, sudo like you have backups

Crimes against humanity

They're just gonna pull the microsoft and skip q...

@Condor It's especially ridiculous considering that SIM cards are only communication 'devices'.

It's like saying that you can only have one government-administered E-Mail account.