Whenever you meet someone who tells you he also knows programming

Me: 'So you said you are in programming, too?'
X: 'Yeah, I know how to program websites..'
Me: '..so I guess PHP and stuff?'
X:'No, I program in HTML and some CCS'

"I'm a good coder I have a site it uses this cool thing called WordPress. and it's free to host a site! I even edited the template to add a <marquee></marquee> code to my webpage! it makes the text move across the screen it's super cool"

"I install WordPress and customize the template, I install it on a server with a database. I guess you could call me a full stack developer."

I really hope you typed CCS as a typo and that it really didn't come out of the person's mouth. One can only hope!

@jdmkaan happened already.. I also heard "what has more Power Javascript or c++)