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My personal webpages (where I host my apps/code and porn and shit) are in 100% HTML with 0% js because I personally feel like they look sexy like that. I so fucking agree with you. I hate those sites that need a hour or so to load because there are more ads than actual content. I mean. Wtf!!! That's why I usually don't use them anymore. When I see a page that needs more than one sec to load and see that a little piece of ad appears Im out. Fuck this shit. When it comes to newsletters: I get so many newsletters I didn't subscribe to and can unsub. This shit is so fucked up.
I just got an idea🤔 what if you create a bot that automatically subs to newsletters and maybe they get fucked in the ass by the provider for spamming mails. Would something like that work?
The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
This makes me consider changing career paths.
Reality
Thinking about this makes me pull my fucking hairs.
The fact that I have to look for the actual content in a website, among all the ads, prompts and fucking stupid design is fucking ridiculous.
Every fucking website is following this designs now. Always showing popups to subscribe to their fucking newsletter the moments you visit the site.
Can you please let me fucking read the content I require first?
"No fucking way. I will block 80% of the viewport with unnecessary stuff. I will place my ads on the left and right side. On the bottom, I will have a blocking div that will prompt you to subscribe to our newsletter. And on the top, we will have this huge fucking navbar which will take 30% of the view. That 20% area left in the middle? yeah, good luck on finding something useful in there"
Then there are this fucking cunts, that blocks the whole website the moment you enter.
"Oh, you need some information, right? Why not just subscribe to our emails first so that we can send your useless junks every now and then".
Oh my fucking batman, don't even remind me of those stupidass videos. Now 90% of the popular website will play a video immediately after you enter the website.
And guess what?! The volume will be amplified to 500% so that that's the sound you will ever hear in your lifetime.
The fucking web is becoming absolute shite right now. We really need a revolution here which makes the websites show the appropriate amount of ads and prevents them from doing all these stupids shits.
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