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My shower tap has two modes:
- Quark-melting relativistic beam of sizzling hot plasma
- Time-freezing liquid death from the cold heart of Dante’s hell

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  • 3
    The latter is also known as my mother’s eyes.
    https://devrant.com/rants/9940652/...
  • 0
    Sounds like you might have a bad element, if you have a tank style heater. Had that issue myself a few weeks ago.
  • 4
    I had this issue in my childhood home, and the solution was to let the water run in the other tap in the sink, in opposite mode.

    This created a superposition of states that was showerable.
  • 1
    that's the default for all showers everywhere in the multiverse.

    just accept the liquid, arctic embrace. it'll make you stronger AND save you money.
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