how to avoid getting robbed:
1. make a T-pose
2. stride towards the robber
3. start reciting the date of your death over and over

One of your dreams?

@Lensflare one of my pro tips

What if he also puts his pants down?

4. Don't be in places where robbers like to wait for sheep

5. Learn and become a conceal-and-carry

6. Unable to #4 or #5, be ready go to the ground and get nasty. Win or lose, bad guy(s) are gonna know what it means to earn $2 (my average wallet contents)

Earn all your money under the table.

@fruitfcker as if I had them on to begin with