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A man dies, but how did everyone know he was sick? They saw his coffin.

Ted passes gas in a meeting. Manager: You have gone to far Ted!

I have named my oven Michael Jackson. It takes far to long to pre-hee-heat!

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    Looks like Michael Jackson likes to take it slow with little Owen
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    @vane I have changed my opinion on Michael these last few years. I think Corey Feldman was right.
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