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kiki
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800% markup resellers saying “Pre-Loved” instead of “pre-owned” or “used” is THE peak corporate cringe. I can almost imagine that weak-bodied, arrogant capitalism-as-moralism zealot manager with man-tits ripping a fart and laughing to himself as he invented it. Then he went to twitter to defend elon from sexual assault allegations, and later took his wife and her boyfriend out for husband points.

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    I can't help but imagine someone attempting to use the object to masturbate.
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    @lorentz all human biological sexes can make love to a Pringles can, but no one can do it well
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    @kiki It's made of soft paper so a sufficiently determined person can make love to a Pringles can very well in either direction, although whether it remains a Pringles can in the process is debatable.
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    @lorentz I love you
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    @lorentz
    Can you please stop interacting with that disinformation bot farm agency!
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    @scor who, kiki? do they run bots?
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    you two's beef can stay between you, to me you're both smart and funny people so I'll interact
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