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This morning it seems all my blood has been taken out and replaced with piss.

Coffee just makes it feel like hot piss.

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  • 3
    spring weather means I'm either drowsy because of rapid changes in air pressure, or drowsy because of the heat, or drowsy because my pollen allergy is acting up. I get like an hour of productivity each day.
  • 0
    I went to piss out my coffee, but my stream was split and it went places it shouldn't have. That was "fun". So in addition to: "Don't cross the streams." We have: "Don't split the stream."
  • 0
    There are creams for that now
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