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I need to pull a few rabbits out of my arse on Monday and I don't have enough executive function points to do it all 🥺4
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Getting into a bed with fresh sheets after a long shower is heaven
Not many things would get me out of bed rn9 -
I can feel myself becoming more intolerant of people wasting my time and I'm in half a mind to do nothing about it.
Maybe they won't bother me if I'm not my perky self 🔪😱 -
There's deep solace for me in knowing devrant, and particularly its icker users (👀), will be dead in the ground in 60-70 years 🪦⚰️🥀
All this will be gone and deleted like a footprint on a beach.
Say what you wanna say people - unless you're not a kind person5 -
I want a job where I'm left to just refactor a horrible legacy codebase and make it easy to change6
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I think it's kinda cool that almost all of my work _could_ be done within a browser (IDE, docker, etc, etc..)
I'm happy as I am but I like the option5 -
No fuck off we don't need a team meeting about it.
We shouldn't need to go in front of a panel to begin with, let us get on with our job and let us automate the shit so sprint planning wouldn't be so difficult2 -
Maybe the reason there's not enough hours in the days is because we came from a world where the days were longer?2
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Today I was told I can't use the word retrofit in a sentence because I have to 'use words a nice year old would understand'
There's being an effective communicator and then there's becoming a soulless, creativity killing nazi13 -
I've just been asked to give my opinion of a dev as they're on the chopping block.
I don't want people to loose their jobs over my verdict 🫠
Any advice?12 -
Humans only live for eighty years (average).
What percentage are you the way through yours?
You must be knackered 🧓9 -
I thought any fledgling dev could become a good one with enough team guidance, frequent discussion on ideas and reasoning with seniors, experience, and work variety
But one I know is proving they don't have the knack.
I really wanted to believe anyone could be a good dev if they tried hard enough but this one is just...
They've dragging us down.
Not paid enough to make it my problem to raise it with management. I've tried to help them grow but I've never seen such slow growth despite the different learning/teaching styles *we've* done to improve their capabilities (the entire team)
I dread working with them and I'm not alone apparently6 -
When did avocados become so popular?
10 years ago almost no one knew what they were and now they're more prevalent than hummus 🥲32 -
Today I just considered that Excel isn't just a random spreadsheet product name, it's the *word* excel. To _excel_ at something
I need to do more self reflection 🪞9 -
When you have high pattern recognition but get rudely ignored until the problem you warned about becomes a very serious issue days later 😪🙄
Fuck I'm so tired of feeling like the only one trying to stave off bad practice sometimes 🫠
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