Text is lovely to skim but so limiting when you're trying to connect 🫂

Humans make _strings_ of love all day everyday for those they love🧵

Does anyone else find the raspberry pi / Linux boot console output comforting?

Don't want a boot loading bar Mac, I want console output

Are we at the f*ck holes off corporate life?

Have you all been busting your guts for corporate f*cks?

I'm so bored of corporate life. What else is there?

What?

My proudness accomplishment?

My relationship with my sibling

I didn't become a developer to be legacy's bitch. But we're all legacy's bitch.

I want to roam free. I want to piss in the rain and sing at strlen. I don't want to be in corporate meetings anymore.

I don't want to contort my ideas and good intentions to fit legacy's ugly painting.

I want to be free.

Please let coding be fun again.

I process more tickets than a brothel car park ticket machine

Being a developer for nearly 5 years now (that's gone too fast!!) has made me suspicious of the reliability of third-party technologies and how often "sods law" likes to creep up on people at the worst times it can.
So much so I found that I caught myself earlier putting this in an email to my solicitors fearing the pending wire transfer I'll have to do soon (goodbye savings!):

Maybe there's nothing good left on this place because there's nothing good left in being a dev

I need to pull a few rabbits out of my arse on Monday and I don't have enough executive function points to do it all 🥺

I'm caked as a bake

https://devrant.com/rants/8161113/...

Getting into a bed with fresh sheets after a long shower is heaven

Not many things would get me out of bed rn

Homemade crusty bread and a pot of my favourite hummus. Heaven 🤤

I can feel myself becoming more intolerant of people wasting my time and I'm in half a mind to do nothing about it.

Maybe they won't bother me if I'm not my perky self 🔪😱

I've outgrown the pound

There's deep solace for me in knowing devrant, and particularly its icker users (👀), will be dead in the ground in 60-70 years 🪦⚰️🥀

All this will be gone and deleted like a footprint on a beach.

Say what you wanna say people - unless you're not a kind person

I want a job where I'm left to just refactor a horrible legacy codebase and make it easy to change

There are too many ads. So many. Everywhere

I think it's kinda cool that almost all of my work _could_ be done within a browser (IDE, docker, etc, etc..)

I'm happy as I am but I like the option

No fuck off we don't need a team meeting about it.

We shouldn't need to go in front of a panel to begin with, let us get on with our job and let us automate the shit so sprint planning wouldn't be so difficult

I went too fast for Monday, now I have nothing left for the week

This is going to be a rough one

Maybe the reason there's not enough hours in the days is because we came from a world where the days were longer?

Share your bangers🤘in this thread 🧵

I'll go first 😏

Today I was told I can't use the word retrofit in a sentence because I have to 'use words a nice year old would understand'

There's being an effective communicator and then there's becoming a soulless, creativity killing nazi

Fuck, I just love hummus

Could eat this whole pot 🤤🍯

Fuck drinking is so fun

I've just been asked to give my opinion of a dev as they're on the chopping block.

I don't want people to loose their jobs over my verdict 🫠

Any advice?

Any of you fuckers want to meet up?

London is good for me.

Hummus wants to meet

I wish they had acceptance criteria for CVs - don't want to write mine again 🫠

Humans only live for eighty years (average).

What percentage are you the way through yours?

You must be knackered 🧓

If you wanted my number you could have just asked handsome 😘

@shovethisrant