The Dev was asked an update on his sprint task.
What task? The Dev asked.

"You know changing our git branches from master to main" says the Scrum master.

"When you change your title, let me know"

*Scrum Main

Also known as the main Scrotum.

I just keep calling it master at $work.
It annoys the shit out of all the woke nitwits I work with, and makes me smile a little.

@Root why do people care about how they call the master / main branch?

- They should just call it what they will, but make an effort to contribute with actual code and make an effort to write readable code.
- Not like some of the slackers I see all the time that don't do shit or write 1 line of code after they copy 99% of the feature from my branch, and then act very oppinionated on what code should go to master.

@gitstashio Because they’re racist as hell and see absolutely everything through the lens of race.

Here are things they say — and things I’ve heard around $work from these people.

• “Master/slave is about whites having black slaves”
• “Whitelist/blacklist is whites saying they are better and blacks are worse”
• “Voter ID is racist because blacks aren’t smart enough to get an ID”
• “Sharing crime statistics and police photos or descriptions is wrong because it’ll make people racist”
• “Stores closing because of crime is racist because it disproportionately affects minorities”
• “Hiring people based on merit is racist because it means hiring fewer minorities.”
• etc.

You can’t make this up.
They’re so bloody racist — and can’t see it — yet screech that everyone and everything else is racist.

@Root how these people get any work done is beyond me