Fights in the daily standup. That's a new one!

Really, a new one?

When you are in the stand up, and realize you need to have a sit down.

sounds exciting

as long as it ain't me

I crumple like wet paper if people try politics

One place I was at someone chucked a bowl of salad across the table and flounced out. Called him the Salad Tosser after that.

Daily steam up

@electrineer that is more than a dad joke. That is a grandpa joke.

That reminds me, I need to figure out how to hook a dynamics compressor between MS Teams and my headphones.

sounds agile af

Meetings mean fights and frustrations. Stand ups are not exempted

@asgs yes, but do we really have to start each meeting with the Eye of the Tiger song?

das

@EnvMart Is that all you've got to say?

@Demolishun not really. You can play the Undertaker theme song and rest them in pieces

Yeah! Way to liven up the routine. Back to office y'all!

If this trend catches on we should see more entertaining stand-offs in WWE rings.

Keyboard warriors literally smashing keyboards on each other.

That reminds me a senior dev in a team I worked with was so frustrated at his lead after a meeting that he walked off, sat down and smashed his keyboard hard on the desk. He stayed on (the lead left; not due to this incident), but it was good watercooler gossip for years after that.