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Oh cool. We are like assassins or hookers. 🤔

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  • 21
    "Or... Bear with me... Hooker assassin!"

    On a more serious note, that's odd. Do you have more information about that?
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    @Jilano found on local freelancers website 😔 let me find the link
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    10 days is probably barely the time needed to grasp the system they're gonna work on... :D
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    @CurseMeSlowly That was fast! Thank you
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    @CurseMeSlowly
    "Hate SA" was much funnier 😄
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    @Lahsen2016 no love for us on Earth 😔

    @nbamaral hahaha didn't see it until now
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    @sylar umm nope. Have original ss of FB feed non cropped version
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    @Jilano i would imagine that combo would be quite common for obvious reasons
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    PHP is like Trump! too fucking old and unwilling to learn and unfit for basically anything! och and conservative as all fuck...

    PHP programmers please please please just learn something better like Ruby on rails, Java, node.js, C# or what ever!

    Sure you can build modern framworks on top of it.... but that is basically like building a luxury mansion on top of a trashheap.... though arguably it would also be made from trash....

    Like the trump tower made from dog poo....

    I mean seriously that langauge has barely changed from the time when classical ASP was popular...

    ASP.net has gone from classic -> webforms-> MVC -> new MVC project format developed in parallel with .netcore...

    please php programmers move on let that mess die of!
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    @lotd exactly!!
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    @Zerq Don't tell us how to live our lives.
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    I'm def a code hooker, on account of how sexy I am
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    Who the hell would rent a hooker for 10 days?
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    @Zerq I lovey dovey love love looooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee it. Not your rant. It refers to PHP.

    Oh I am also interested in Trump.

    Both non sarcastic replies. 😳 Really.
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    10 days, fixed budget yet they expect "development of all server-side logic", a frigging "definition and maintenance of the central database" but let's not forget "ensuring high performance and responsiveness" and even though it's a backend job "you will also be responsible for integrating the front-end elements built by your co-workers into the application". Since that is easy, integrating stuff from people you never worked with. It's not like teams ever need to endure a storming process. Of course, they will all perform right away out of the box. Sigh.

    The on-boarding alone should take them at least 2 to 14 days depending what already exists and the fuzzy scope of the project, yet I am assuming a rather small application built by a small team. If it's a bigger project, the numbers can easily go up.

    Nevertheless, that entire things reads like an insult. Run. Run fast people. Nothing to see there.
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    @Jilano How about assassin hooker?
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    @LinuxUser0001 or how about just asshookersin 😏
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    @irene Right?! If only more games would offer this class...
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    @irene I don't know. People tend to avoid hooker's especially in public. Women tend to be annoyed by them. Also they stick out when out of the hooking zones. @Jilano is right though games and movies eat that suit right up.

    Now killer printer repair man would be better. They are real "troubleshooters", get around and are always welcome and in high demand.
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    @irene ah one with killer heals and killer dress. Yeah that might work. They already do a lot for money and detach there feeling whole acting (I imagine don't know any real ones) so I guess it's not too big a leap.
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    @irene have you tried a printer repair man?
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    @irene I see you replied before I modified the first comment you replied on. See the second alinea
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    @irene I didn't know that. Would be scary and kinda funny when it would be real. If I would have to write a book about it would not be a professional though. But more of a serial killer who kills when he gets frustrated (which must be a lot 🤣)
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    @irene I have read about them dangerous concubines. Not to long ago powerful men where not exactly loyal to there spouse. Where in fact expected to have/use multiple woman. In some cultures the rich had slaves for it or could use house slaves for pleasure.
    Plenty of opportunity for killer woman there
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    @hjk101 @irene after reading your comments I had to scroll to top to read my own rant. 😄😂 I forgot what's my rant about.
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    Rent? Is it correct?
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    @neriald yes rent 😁
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