Am I the only one who treats projects, products and code as people, and talk to them e.g. This is what I said recently to my executable "are you fucking kidding me? " and my fellow developer got confused whom I am talking to

I do it. Code, laptop...

I have often thought of ways to kill my code

We work in an open office with around 8 devs directly around me, I've noticed most devs do this. Especially when they're in the zone.

Some of the things I hear (some are mine too):

"Are you serious?"

"Why would you do this to me?"

"Oh no you did not just do that"

"What you got now? huh?"

"Hey! Stop doing that"

"You bastard"

welcome to the club :P