That moment at work when we've had no calls for an hour and suddenly the phone goes off

*TRINGGGGGGGG*

*suddenly you have a few Linux support engineers with a mini heart attack*

😅

Me every time my phone rings

It's alright, if a Linux engineer has a heart attack, just do Sysrq + REISUB and they'll reboot ☺

@Nanos @linuxxx wire your phone to give you a swift kick in the nuts when it rings. Then the phone call won't seem so bad. @QueenMorgana I would suggest the same but I don't know if it would be possible to do a headbutt to the ovaries in the space of a desk.

Alternatively, hook a button on the phone to a small bag on gasoline in a wastepaper basket. I recommend quick dial button 4. No one needs to quick dial 4. Then when the call is pissing you off, hit the quick dial button 4 and set a small fire. Claim the building is on fire and hang up.

@projektaquarius lol. Punch in the boob is about as bad as a kick to the nuts if done right...

@QueenMorgana gonna have to trust you on that one. My boobs haven't come in yet.

@projektaquarius 😂😂😂

@jAsE actually the windows servers cause about half of the server issues we have haha, we the linux/windows server ratio is around 98%/2% haha