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The only way I’ll be happy is if every politician’s house is destroyed by a tomahawk missle💣
The only way I’ll be happy is if I live in forest with unlimited Percocets💊
The only way I’ll be happy is if I bathed in a river of chocolate pistachios and wintergreen zyns🍫
The only way I’ll be happy is if Sid the IT guy posts a pic of his Lucious titties😩
The only way I’ll be happy is if I go inside of bill murray freaky Friday style👴🏻
The only way I’ll be happy is if I think God is actually real🙏
The only way I’ll be happy is if I get to wear the skin of my favorite celebrity 😍
The only way I’ll be happy is if I hold hands with Morena Baccarin as I watch the world literally go up in a gigantic fireball 🇺🇸
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take acid and 5 Benadryls and take in my live action horror film that is my life 🎥
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take gas station dick pills and huff gasoline and start as many fights as possible 🤺

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    Yea @SidtheITGuy show your tits ya sexy bong
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    "The only way I’ll be happy is if Sid the IT guy posts a pic of his Lucious titties😩"

    Yeah be prepared for a life of depression.
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    If I can hold hands with my beloved Orici and watch all galaxies burn, that's OK in my book XD
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    @SidTheITGuy it might be tough for me trying to prepare for our fight now - I’m on food stamps now :( - I’ll still do it but I haven’t gone to the striking gym in awhile so I might lose
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    Regarding the god thing, the very definition of existence does not apply to Him. He does and he doesn't exist at the same time. I know its hard to grasp for a rationalist.
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    @shovethisrant sorry you struggling mate hope it gets better :(
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