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i have to say this. its very important and mind blowing even to a shitbeast like me. a few days ago i shitted such a massive turd that it got stuck in the toilet. the shit was THAT big. BIG SHIT 💩.i flushed. nothing. flushed 3 more times. nothing. i gave up and went to work. i completely forgot to flush it again. came back to shit again now and the toilet STANK LIKE A MF. worse than a sewer. i could see my HUGE TURD floating in pieces in the toilet, while the other BIG turd is still stuck in the fucking toilet. i flushed aggressively again. the fucking turd is still stuck and wont get the fuck out. now i have a toilet with shit in it and it stinks like sewer cause the turd was there for several days or so. i have to get a plunger 🪠 AGAIN to get this shit out of my fking toilet! 🚽 Right now, i have to go to my 2 of 3 toilets to take a new shit, and i hope it doesnt get clogged again! as i am shitting while writing this, i can already see how HUGE the new turd is! this is incredible. what the fuck am i shitting?! did i eat a fucking elephant or sum?

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  • 1
    just shut the fuck about your shit, you old turdbaker.
  • 0
    @tosensei Imma shit a turd on yo face
  • 1
    Go outside and shit in the grass. No risk of clogging anything and it will make the grass greener.
  • 2
    Looks like those horse smell pills did the trick.
  • 1
    This is what the poop knife is for.

    https://reddit.com/r/...

    PS You may want to change your diet and/or become a plumper.
  • 1
    @Demolishun In Ghana there are signs in front of some buildings saying "do not defecate here". The implication being that if there is no sign, you can crimp off a length with impunity.
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