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awesomeest121342dapparently the google play service tried to commit suicide... wont let me roll back an update and locks everything briefly if i try to force another direct apk install... then apparently starts running the service x3. tried basic android debug logs... it seems to think its running fine. im gonna need to fix it manually from my pc...
fuck
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TeachMeCode516942dThe cure is rice! Order some Chinese and get a Peking duck with pork fried rice. Then when the food arrives put your phone in the pork fried rice and enjoy your large Peking Duck as you wait for the phone to revive (usually takes roughly an hr based on tests). Once it’s back in action you can enjoy your rice.
Note: to get this fix to work reliably you MUST order the duck and the pork fried rice bc I haven’t tested it with a different meal. And it has to be the rare Peking species -
retoor1019842d@TeachMeCode that's the longest description of put it in a bowl of rice I've ever seen. Nice duck addition tho. Everything is better with dick, even types often
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awesomeest121341d@retoor @TeachMeCode
only static dick types, or else it gets more questionable than me taking a Rorschach's test.
Fk you Google!
My Samsung note 10 screen went dead near a week ago... it's a secondary line so waiting for parts wasn't the end of the world.
Ofc the screen (curved and incl a fingerprint reader thatd be a major pain to not replace) was integrated to the whole front half... back panel glued, battery, glued immensely and with all other parts out, about 6mm space only at the bottom to get a tool in to pry it out.
New screen (off brand) ~200... all genuine parts amazon refurb ~230... figured id have some extra hardware for idk what... i like hardware and can write drivers so why not.
Figured id save a bit of time and avoid other potentially damaged (water) components to just swap out the mobo unit that had my storage.
Put it back together, first checked that my sim was recognised since this carrier required extraneous info when registering the dev... worked fine... fingerprint worked fine, brave browser too...
Then i open chrome. It tells me im offline... weird cuz i was literally in a discord call. My wifi says connected to the internet (not that i wouldn't have known the second there was a network issue... i have all our servers here and a /28 block... ofc i have everything scripted and connected to alert any dev i have, anywhere i am, the moment something strange happens).
Apparently google doesnt like the new daughter board(i dislike the naming scheme... its weird to me)... so anything that is controlled by google aside from the google account that is linked to non-google reliant apps like this... just hangs as if loading and/or says im offline.
I know... itll only take me about the 5-10m it took to type this rant but ffs google... why dont you even have an error message as to what your issue is... or the simple ability to let me log in and be like 'yup it's me, here's your dumb 2fa and a 3rd via text cuz you're extra paranoid yet dont actually lock the account or dev in any way!'
I think it's a toss up if google actually knows that it's doing this or they just have some giant glitch that showed up a couple times in testing and was resolved via the methods of my great grama- "just smack it or kick it a few times while swearing at it in polish. Like reaaaally yelling. Always worked for me! If not, find a fall guy."
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