I don't know what ebay's robot thinks I'm into, and I don't want to know.

They make a very convincing point.

What’s that thing she’s holding?

@ars1 It's probably a little pot of that catalyst you add to the liquid rubber to make it go off.

Btw, if the product is marketed as "professional", then it’s targeted for amateurs.

I think what's prompted it is that I was on there looking at an old broken keyboard amp that I was thinking of buying to repair it.

So it's working on the assumption that keyboard players who tinker with old amplifiers are into young ladies and rubber.

Probably not too wide of the mark in most cases.

Yes Comrade, let's order women off bidding site while we cover ourselves in liquid rubber in preparation for their arrival