"hello world" is not a program, sorry to burst your bubble.

Program: “A series of coded software instructions to control the operation of a computer[...]” Oxford American Dictionary

Series: “ A number of similar or related things coming one after another” Oxford American Dictionary

So Hello World is technically a program, (except if you have a weird programming language, where there again, you could the say the series of coded software instructions of the language making the Hello World is a Program)

@RedBorg can’t argue with a dictionary.

What about a

println("yo fuckface");

?

Ehem, it compiles into an executable, it a program.

My cat thinks it is.

@BindView hmm that one sounds more like a bio, maybe your bio? Maybe you look like a "fuckface"? Good question though...