get laid - I might be going to France soon, what is an easy way to get some pusseh as a socially retarded dev? (without paying for - devRant

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UberSalt

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@retoor Should I rub the baguette to turn them on?
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kobenz

907

2y

For starters, you could try rephrasing the question as an exercise in "non socially retardness"
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ars1

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Don’t use English. When I went there as a tourist everyone ignored me after they heard me speak English.
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Root

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@retoor Ooh la la. Baguette du fromage, hon hon hon!
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Klaudette111

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2y

haha lol. Idk man
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bosslogic

148

2y

Communicate using French and hand gestures only. The language barrier will obfuscate how uncharming you are. Might even come off as endearing.
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bosslogic

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@mostr4am like, in person or through a window?
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UberSalt

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@ars1 @bosslogic I already speak fluent French
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ars1

3737

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@UberSalt use the French equivalent of “wanna segs?”
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gitstashio

311

2y

Good luck and bon courage!
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bosslogic

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@UberSalt oh .. welp, maybe dumb it down a bit so you sound earnest and skippy lol.
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CoreFusionX

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Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

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