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UberSalt
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I might be going to France soon, what is an easy way to get some pusseh as a socially retarded dev? (without paying for it)

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  • 7
    well you're already thinking of it as a commodity

    as they say,
    you can't have your cake and eat it too (I want it to be a commodity for the other person but also not a commodity for me -- they gotta do it out of the goodness of their heart as my heart is not good at all! that'll be a fun trade)
    and also,
    if it's free you just don't know the cost yet (devil's bargain, whatever)

    I'm sure this will go well
  • 8
    French girls are known to he easy 😂 Anyway, try to speak the language of love to them, French or so. Try older women, they're maybe into a confused young nerdii boii. Feed them baguettes
  • 4
    @mostr4am she did put her finger in your but?
  • 3
    @retoor Should I rub the baguette to turn them on?
  • 1
    @UberSalt with two hands
  • 0
    For starters, you could try rephrasing the question as an exercise in "non socially retardness"
  • 1
    Don’t use English. When I went there as a tourist everyone ignored me after they heard me speak English.
  • 1
    @retoor Ooh la la. Baguette du fromage, hon hon hon!
  • 0
    haha lol. Idk man
  • 1
    Communicate using French and hand gestures only. The language barrier will obfuscate how uncharming you are. Might even come off as endearing.
  • 0
    @mostr4am like, in person or through a window?
  • 0
    @ars1 @bosslogic I already speak fluent French
  • 0
    @UberSalt use the French equivalent of “wanna segs?”
  • 1
    Good luck and bon courage!
  • 0
    @UberSalt oh .. welp, maybe dumb it down a bit so you sound earnest and skippy lol.
  • 0
    Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
  • 0
    https://adameteve.fr/fleshlight-gir... well it's not exactly free (guess pussy never is free really) but technically you're not paying for pussy.
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