I might be going to France soon, what is an easy way to get some pusseh as a socially retarded dev? (without paying for it)

well you're already thinking of it as a commodity

as they say,
you can't have your cake and eat it too (I want it to be a commodity for the other person but also not a commodity for me -- they gotta do it out of the goodness of their heart as my heart is not good at all! that'll be a fun trade)
and also,
if it's free you just don't know the cost yet (devil's bargain, whatever)

I'm sure this will go well

French girls are known to he easy 😂 Anyway, try to speak the language of love to them, French or so. Try older women, they're maybe into a confused young nerdii boii. Feed them baguettes

@mostr4am she did put her finger in your but?

@retoor Should I rub the baguette to turn them on?

@UberSalt with two hands

For starters, you could try rephrasing the question as an exercise in "non socially retardness"

Don’t use English. When I went there as a tourist everyone ignored me after they heard me speak English.

@retoor Ooh la la. Baguette du fromage, hon hon hon!

haha lol. Idk man

Communicate using French and hand gestures only. The language barrier will obfuscate how uncharming you are. Might even come off as endearing.

@mostr4am like, in person or through a window?

@ars1 @bosslogic I already speak fluent French

@UberSalt use the French equivalent of “wanna segs?”

Good luck and bon courage!

@UberSalt oh .. welp, maybe dumb it down a bit so you sound earnest and skippy lol.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?