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jestdotty515863dwell you're already thinking of it as a commodity
as they say,
you can't have your cake and eat it too (I want it to be a commodity for the other person but also not a commodity for me -- they gotta do it out of the goodness of their heart as my heart is not good at all! that'll be a fun trade)
and also,
if it's free you just don't know the cost yet (devil's bargain, whatever)
I'm sure this will go well -
retoor1155963dFrench girls are known to he easy 😂 Anyway, try to speak the language of love to them, French or so. Try older women, they're maybe into a confused young nerdii boii. Feed them baguettes
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kobenz84563dFor starters, you could try rephrasing the question as an exercise in "non socially retardness"
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ars1406563dDon’t use English. When I went there as a tourist everyone ignored me after they heard me speak English.
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bosslogic19662dCommunicate using French and hand gestures only. The language barrier will obfuscate how uncharming you are. Might even come off as endearing.
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bosslogic19662d@UberSalt oh .. welp, maybe dumb it down a bit so you sound earnest and skippy lol.
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molaram5658dhttps://adameteve.fr/fleshlight-gir... well it's not exactly free (guess pussy never is free really) but technically you're not paying for pussy.
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