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man, tough. had a fuckfest of a family reunion, literally a horror show and it seems that got ripe for a flu. so, yeah, now I'm sick and i gotta be back by next monday, so, shit, fuck my vacation, right? fuck5
wish i had said "no way, shitbag, I'm on vacation" but what I've answered was "ok, boss"
I'll be changing numbers during vacation time from from now on
this work attracts two kinds of people: white-collars and degenerates
and it's certainly not a mutually exclusive thing.
degenerates are usually the ones who write great shit while white-collars make that shit into wolverine1
shit, people be like bitchin bout wokes and shit, gender's bullshit or everyone's got depression's, then they be gettin some nasty disease, mental or otherwise, and be like "shit! oh god, it exists", not even covid could purge human selectivity
like dismissing a missile heading your way, mid air, thinking "nah, man, that shit ain't real, bible said missiles' a bla bla bla" and when it hits and you die, that's done, if you don't but the house's flatten then you were right and something else flattened your home.
shit! how do these people even SLEEP? CHRIST!11
avocado will fatten you up, but mango's diabetes incarnated. i miss home so much that diabetes it is.7
few things are worse than bad managing.
today I've got a review request for an incredible pull, yet, because earlier code fucked it up with a bad pattern, that pull needs to use it again for compatibility issues...
now, before the pull, there was a ticket opened which our admin, instead of consulting me, assigned that shit and...
well, again, the pull is great, but that ticked should've been deleted on sight o.O
now I've an awesome pull, with a toubled pattern being reused, TWO LINES, that's two lines which are indispensable but recur on early design mistakes...
what the Fuck was THAT
here I was, procrastinating the fuck out of a boring saturday by rewriting some typescript in clojure
see, it was about ≥500 loc of data wrangling done thru some nasty dependencies... i mean stormy-trump nasty 🤢
it became a readable clojure oneliner o.O
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? I'm bringing it up first thing Monday
and may zeus help me keep my job7
smelly code isn't bad cuz it smells
it's bad cuz it fucking rots
and there's no medicine for that but amputation2
ECMAScript was not the first non-Schemey language implemented by Guile, but it was
the first implemented for Guile’s bytecode compiler. The goal was to support ECMAScript version 3.1, a relatively small language, but the implementor was completely irresponsible and got distracted by other things before finishing the standard library, and even some bits of the
syntax. So, ECMAScript does deserve a mention in the manual, but it doesn’t deserve an endorsement until its implementation is completed,
perhaps by some more responsible hacke2
often I find people struggling with stuff I had trouble overcoming. Although I usually tell them how i got it worked out, when those people are assholes who hate me for who/what I am, i refrain from helping. Still, it's hard not to feel like an asshole yourself for it. Worse, with some I figure we'd be best buddies weren't for their way of viewing me ans in fact I did befriend some up till they showed me who they are, or more specifically, i showed them who i am and got to see who they really are.
so, yeah, get fucked, keep struggling, i hope it fucks you up and I ain't helping shit6
fuck you not, adhd sucks, i keep swapping shit up when I'm too focused on a task, i hope people keep overlooking it5
complexity is spirit demon that enter codebase through well-meaning but ultimately very clubbable non grug-brain developers and project managers who not fear complexity spirit demon or even know about sometime
one day code base understandable and grug can get work done, everything good!
next day impossible: complexity demon spirit has entered code and very dangerous situation!
grug no able see complexity demon, but grug sense presence in code base
demon complexity spirit mocking him make change here break unrelated thing there what!?! mock mock mock ha ha so funny grug love programming and not becoming shiney rock speculator like grug senior advise
club not work on demon spirit complexity and bad idea actually hit developer who let spirit in with club
decided to test something today. I would not close Vim and keep open every file i edited in it. As of now there's 439 files. not a single stutter2
hey, my dudes!!! here's our class last assignment!!
you've got a week
teacher, are we supposed to pick one from those 30 programs?
no, you each do all of them
its says here it must be in ansi C
then it must be ansi C, dummy
deadline says friday. next friday?
this friday, 18:00
it seems innocuous, though my uninstructed mind still marvelous, marvelous!, with it. you see,:
let `f : A->B` be a function `f` that maps from A to B.
let `g : B->C`
it's trivial composition i.e.
`h : A->C`, h = g (f) isn't that cool.
of course, in the programming world, each might have side effects and composition might get fucked, and g(f) could not be feasible anymore.
UNLESS! we wrap both their bodies with another function, say R : A -> B
we can then compose those new ones without worry.
FURTHERMORE! if you've got a quasilion functions with side effects, as long as there's conformance to our _:_->R:A->B, all we need is an identity function to shove our side-effecty function in there, removing even the needs of signaturing our shit beyond the R: A->B11
In pipelines' flow,
The passing eludes
of which that intrudes
Though walking it seems,
it's but a dream
A stacked guise,
once you get, you'll never forget