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Ezard19607yI'd prefer hardware upgrades so I can increase the resolution of my eyes from 10x10 to something actually useful
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Surprisingly, I have achieved that level of enlightenment. My brain ignores unnecessary talks automatically. I zone out in all of our morning meetings at the office.
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London2987y@A4Abhiraj 😂 I can do that sometimes but rarely, I did it today to my Mom suprisingly and that is how I thought of this rant. 🤣
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chiozzo77yWe have a dev who requires hearing aids. He has them connected via Bluetooth to his phone and it comes with a mute button, lol.
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cuidas1567yTry head phones with active noise cancelling. Works almost too good, it scares the heck out of me when coworkers come to my desk without pinging me over slack and i don't even hear them calling my name :D
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cuidas1567yMaybe you could hook up the fire alarm with the monitoring system. Auto commit/push + Slack notification about the emergency :D
I wish that there was a Developer Options for our brains so that we can enableand disable things like "Hearing: On/Off". 😂
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