How to screw with other developers?

Expose postgres at Port 5435.

I spent 15 mins trying to figure out why my dev machine doesn't connect to the RDS instance.

GitHub is down. I repeat. GitHub is down with Corona.

Fucking recommendation engines deciding what I like. For fucks sake, let a man decide what porn genre he is into.

We were discussing if table names should be singular or plural.
As a good developer, I had to check stackoverflow.
#savetheS is a movement now

Anybody at AWS devday, Berlin ?

I'll leave this here.

Full code base with 0 comments. Either it's utter genius or terribly poor.
And I'm sitting here reviewing a PR.

Fuck Mondays. Mondays should be declared a public holiday.

Friday office scenes are always beerful

A hacker wiped some git repos and is asking for ransom in bitcoins. What a shitshow. I'm telling you this guy is messing with the wrong people!

The root cause as reported was weak passwords and unremoved tokens.

To the point

There could be so many of these!

Elasticsearch 404 page.
**Puff of logic**

Me trying to explain why something cannot be implemented to the sales guy and my CEO.

Why Pdf is a new religion:
Pdf is complicated.
Pdf is ubiquitous.
Everyone follows their own conventions and calls it a standardised pdf.
Conversion from pdf to any other format is problematic.

Keep adding to the list...

Wut !?!

Ubisoft 404 page.

Vat ???
If that's true, this post is useless.

It's here finally. Rx 580

Created this after one of my juniors reached the maximum level of enlightenment.

Is git source code versioned on git ?

Microsoft open sources 60K patents. Did I travel to some alternate universe?

https://google.com/amp/s/...

Few of those times when I get to add microsoft and opensource together in the tags.

I'm ignoring that he called Mick Mike.

Now this is what a console message should look like.

My colleague just said let's buy debugging drugs instead of ducks. I don't know if it's utterly brilliant or insanely stupid.

Did anyone ever think redux actually comes from the word redox reaction where there's a reduction(reducers) and oxidation(actions) and it's a unidirectional thing.

I hate surprises.
I join office after a short leave and the other guy is out with a completely new product I have no clue of. (surprise 1)
Next, he's on leave and now I'm asked to fix bugs.(surprise 2)

Just for the curious, I ended up successfully fixing them and adding 2 features.

Who the fuck commits with such comments?

!rant
One microservice is no microservice - they come in systems.
- Jonas Boner

This goes in the console. I own all the rights.