So apparently Outlook can classify emails from Microsoft as spam... 🤦‍♂️

So tonight I'm switching a client over from one cloud to another...

Perfect opportunity for some April Fools jokes 😁

"It doesn't really work like that with React"

Then stop using React for things it wasn't designed for!

It's fantastic as a library for UI components, but sometimes something like Angular is a better fit for when you have complex data flows to manage

Classic example of people picking a single technology and trying to use it to solve every problem

My new favourite version of "WIP":

Wing It Please

Our office has 3 walls made of glass

There are no blinds/curtains/etc

Every day, between about 1pm and 4pm, they Destroyer of Eyeballs hangs in the sky above my monitor, before it finally gets blocked out by another tower block

I now time-track 3hrs less each day - eventually someone will realise that buying blinds is cheaper than paying me to not work 15hrs/week

Frontend devs (of any variety):
Do any of you create your own illustrations, animations, etc for the products you create, or is this handled by designers?

At my current place (app and web agency) we leave it all to the designers, but my manager said that at the last few places they'd been (all web agencies), the frontend developers did that stuff themselves

Do any of you fine people work somewhere where salaries are transparent?
By which I mean, everyone knows (or is able to find out) what everyone else earns

If so, how does it work? Whilst I'm not too bothered how much my colleagues earn (unless it's an order of magnitude more than me or something), I know some people definitely would be

api.staging.example.com or staging.api.example.com?

Today I deleted a lot of stuff
Fields, methods, classes, files, even database tables

And for a change, it was all on purpose 😁

Feels good to refactor stuff and clear out the cruft!

I find it highly amusing that Oracle's EPOS system is called "Oracle POS"

Getting tired of my manager saying "That's too long! The people at the companies I've worked at before could do it in nearly half the time!"

Like, what's the point of asking me to quote time if you're just gonna ask me to reduce it anyway?

How long do you guys tend to keep SQL migration scripts around?

Obviously they don't use up much disk space, but they do start to create clutter in a project

Recently had an issue where we forgot to deploy some API updates on live when we pushed an app version live (we test on dev/staging)

Does anyone have any experience in mitigating this risk? Can't do a final test on live since that has permanent side-effects (e.g. Automated emails getting sent to other users)

https://bit-tech.net/news/tech/...

Nvidia has open-sourced PhysX under BSD-3

Caught me by surprise

Wonder if it's because they only care about RTX now? 🤔

Does anyone actually like Oracle?

So apparently Google's "Carrier Services" app has some of the funniest reviews on the Google Play Store

https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

I would just like to thank the companies who tried to make their GDPR email funny, interesting, or at least non-corporate

Well that's the first time my PC has ever attempted to blue screen...and failed

Getting annoyed at having to make Android apps look like iOS apps

So apparently the Android emulator only works well on Intel processors

And there was me trying to be the good guy and buy AMD

Recommendations for programming keyboards?

Coming from a membrane switch background (laptop/Apple keyboards etc), but apparently I should choose mechanical

"How do I use a for loop?"

I mean I can't fault them for being open to being taught, but if you're working as a software engineer...and can't use loops...

I find it amusing to scroll through lists of available freelancer jobs and see who has the most illegal and/or absurd request

If I'm writing an app which has the sole purpose of receiving some data from a server, then sending some other data back (so nothing is stored locally) - what sort of stuff do I write tests for?

Client wants lots of testing to occur, but all of the tests I can think of wouldn't add any value

Git branch structure art

I made a bot

The bot is now my friend

Not sure which is more painful for a dev machine - 13" screen or only 8GB of RAM

Either way, I have both 😢

The devduck has landed!

Showers

99% of my bugs are fixed whilst I'm in the shower

Honestly, I should just get a waterproof computer and write code in there

So everyone at the company I work for is getting a new machine before Christmas

Since I do a bunch of backend development and devops stuff (despite actually being hired as an Android developer), I requested that my machine use Linux, since that's what the servers run

Windows was the fallback OS I requested, since it's what I'm most familiar with

The machine that I will probably get will be a Mac

Stay tuned for further updates to this most thrilling of tales