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In the early 2010s, at select locations, Nokia Oro phone was offered bundled with a portable IPL hair removal device. Its enclosure was made entirely of leather, layers upon layers of compacted leather of different kinds. It gave you access to Queer Mode™ — engage it and have sex with any of your thoughts. Your mind was your oyster, but it was in fact being turned into a two-bedroom all-white apartment designed by Karim Rashid.

As the tech was getting older, the only way to source capacitors was syncing your Alienware table clock with the root node using a non-laptop that had shapeshifting black goo for keyboard.

Small puppy that ran Windows 8 was always smothered in shit. The white non-kitten ran Nokia’s version of QNX.

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  • 3
    At least one day a year I just can’t fall asleep no matter what. Other than that, my sleep schedule is immaculate.

    Yesterday was the day.
  • 4
    lmao, I once had a dream about the somewhat related Meme Mode. It connected to social media accounts of your choosing and turned your random thoughts into captioned shitposts, instantly.

    This was uncontrollable. People would leave it on accidentally and unknowingly upload loads of racist shit to twitter nonstop, it became so commonplace no one could claim to be virtuous anymore. I don't remember what happened then.
  • 1
    AI halucinations again?

    Tch. take a sleeping pill.
  • 1
    @Liebranca that’s essentially #kiki dreams for you
  • 0
    wow, only 9 mins till in sleep mode, it takes much more in my case no matter how tired I am
  • 0
    @We3D what are you talking about? the fat awake part is me twitching in my bed for HOURS
  • 0
    @kiki was just focused in the numbers, guess the awake part is not calculated as 'in bed' time
  • 0
    @kiki do you dream so intense because of medication? I had intense dreams during olanzapine. One night a not sleeping? I lost freaking count. I'm not forcing sleep anymore. Learned that from my mother, she does the same. I feel great
  • 0
    @retoor no. My dreams were always like this
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