I fucking hate Magento!

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How so?
I mean I realize that there is little to no good stuff written on PHP out there. But I also know that Magento is so full of features, and it works for so many, that I do need to ask that question. This is not intended to challenge your opinion, but just as curiosity.

What do you hate, and what would you do differently?

I read this as "I fucking hate Magneto!" and came to see if you were one of the X-Men.

Magneto probably hates you

Don't mind me, just hoppin on the bandwagon..

They intentially use a different MVC structure just because they feel that's better. Magento is absolutely different than any other MVC framework out there. I end up writing more xml files than actuall logic wtf! And the documentatiom is so fucking outdated, last 1.x documentation is for v1.2 and v1.9 is most widely used. Even just to have first hello world you've to make several folders, mutilple xml files and then if you want to call layout, well then Magento just says fuck you @AndSoWeCode